Random Thoughts

Of course - Deval Patrick just signed the new law into effect whereby any h-mo couple can be wed in the [Jason] Bay State (I know that, was weak, sorry).

Note to self - disallow future children to attend Worcester State College (which I'm still not convinced is an actual school).

They are sticking their fingures through their zipper holes so it kind of looks like its a penis.
way more amusing than the two chicks they have in front of them...

get pictures of the blonde, she might usher in a smokeshow rivalry

They are pouring from the keg and the pic caught them in a Gay moment.

Yeah get after this other chick, she has a great dumper.

Someone help me out. Is this like a Highlights picture search? I can't find the two guys you're talking about. All I see are two insanely hot chicks playing a game I like to call "Let's Act Out President Charlie's Fantasies".

I am inclined to agree w/ Pres Charlie on this one. I was way to focused on the vodka bottle encounter to notice 2 skinny twerps in the back. Let's see more of the blonde.

actually thats a mirror and the two guys are directly in front of them, so maybe they are doing something in front of the girls faces. Look at the fan and the cups, that is a mirror behind the two girls. This picture is great, so many different things to notice.

What the fuck is going on over at Worcester State College Junior Community University? The two 11 year old wigger 'mos in the background are weird enough but add in the sexy vegetable oil pour picture and I'm inclined to think this is actually a "special" school for "special, special people." Something tells me there's a picture out there of this chick putting mayonnaise into a toaster.

NURSE!! I need some help over here. And bring some help (blonde help!!)

wow. Never mind the pre-pubesent dinks in the background, never noticed the vodka bottle... *hanging head in shame*

HAHAHAHA. your all f'in retarded. i was there wen this pic was taken. jess is one of my best friends, both the girls are. i like how you call the kid in the back dweeb and what not considering he did stuff with the blonde that only you can think about doing from looking at this picture. lets just say, he was the vodka bottle. haha, sorry just hadda defend my roomate (white hat), he was pouring a keg, idk wat finger through the zipper guy is doing. and i know this cuz im the one who took the picture :-D

You didn't notice the vodka bottle, because it's a tequila bottle...

First off, I wanna say that Coorzlight - you sound like a total fukn tool box. Only d-bags talk like that, seriously. Anyway, Pres... where are the "more pics now available" that you speak of ?? Same one's as yesterday !!

No chance in hell coorzlight knows those girls. Anyone who types like that will be meeting Chris Hansen long before either of those two.

$10 says he's this guy:

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1008/1008_jenkins.jpg

Coorzlight is Chav's vodka bottle

I'm inclined to bullieve Coorzlight, as I do in fact see two Silver Bullets on the counter there. So Coorzlight, if you're out there, please regale us with the "stuff." Some of us do not have the imagination you seem to think we do.

-PBB

Glad there's no permalink. Jessica is one of the best smokeshows you have ever had and her friend Cameron Diaz ain't too shabby either (meaning she is fine and out of my league).

Coorzlight definitely comes off as a douche, so what if you know them, you could be their gay hairdresser for all we know, and the way you write text style tells us you probably polish eachothers nails too.

Post - Hot chicks cum and go (no pun intended). But the finger through the pants fly trick will bull around forever.

hahahah ya you guys are wicked funny though. ya actually i do know her she is one of my best friends, the only thing i dont understand is why is she bostons smokeshow hottie, if she moved to florida. she doesnt even live up here anymore. and i guess i do type like a douche or w.e, i wont try to prove that im the one that took the pic cuz, well its the internet and you guys obsess over internet pics of my friends, kinda funny. and ya this did happen at worcester state. good old chandler village 26-1.

Coorzlight,

WTF! Where R the pics of ur bff jill? LOL...

PS you're a homo.

Coorzlight,

WTF! Where R the pics of ur bff jill? LOL...

PS you're a homo.

Hahaha obviously the only reason he hasnt fucked her is cause there best friends....ya im sure thats it

Brooke Hogan goes to Worcester State?

Ahhh, I'm getting the picture now....Jess is Coorzlight's fag-hag....now this all makes sense!

Exacty, BMC. Unless you're another chick, you never brag about being best friends with a hot chick. Real men post naked pictures of hot chicks. Step it up, coorzlight.

PS substituting a "z" for an "s" is way cool.

My point exactly, PC. Well, EP I believe we have locked up this mystery. On to the next Smoke Show!

....I mean Zmoke Zhow! way cooler

"losers always whine about there best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

Ballz Deep...you're not helping.

whoa, the mirror thing completely changed my perspective on the photo. This is more of a riddle than a picture. Those guys are clearly homo's. It's not debatable.

CoorzLight's drink of choice is probably a wine cooler, or whatever his friend with an id can buy for him

You mean guys actually have girls as friends ???

ALL in favor of nominating Coorzlight to take over Chav's current reign of "Official Douche Bag of the Barstoolsports blogging community say I" ?...... I. I. II.II.IIII.IIII.IIIIIIIII

Here is the myspace for both chicks:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=51423284&MyToken=ff422356-72fc-48d4-ae66-e57f46a79431

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29043377

this is what this website has come to? shitty videos we could find anywhere on the internet and arguments whether some kid knows a decent looking girl? WOW. Westwood MA breeds the finest girls though

After thoroughly stalking both myspace pages, I have cum to realize that G$ is in fact the most classless poster ever. Really dude? Did you really just post links to their personal profiles? WTF is wrong w/ you bra...I'm sorta thinkin most smokeshows wanna stay a little on the anonymous side; hence why El Prez never lists their last name or anything personal about them? Unbullieveabull.

-PBB

Grown men arguing about MySpace. MySpace is for 13 yr old girls you fucking losers. Who came up with this Smokeshow shit? El Presi Ben-Gay?

By the way you haters-it looks to me like those guys are digging condoms out of there pockets to bang those 2 chicks. Something you guys know 0 about...

Looks like El Racist knows the 2 guys who probably didnt get laid. If they did they wouldn't be showing eachother their cocks. Most men when they have 2 smoking hot drunk girls are either A) The ones giving them the booze B) The one taking the picture C) Not wipping their cocks out to their "friend" and/or D)Not tpying their defense stories to other guys on Barstoolsports.com. It's ok if you didnt fuck your BFF. It doesn't mean we don't respect you....oh wait a minute..That is exactly what it means...

still confused on whole permalink thing when SSOTD are posted...when comments fly in other blogs or a follow up like this is open-season.

Good stuff Moran. Don't wait up for your Mom tonight.

Sweet Jesus! I'm ashamed to say I went to Worcester State after seeing this bullshit.

You should def. put the blonde up for smoke show of the day. She seems to have much better ASSets and does not have that weird trucker face like the brunette.

Hey if K-Fed in the background banged her, more power to him, but he still looks like a douche.

lol @ all this e-hating. all of u that are hating are just jealous that the guy you keep ragging on in the mirror actually did do stuff with one of them but since none of you where there ill just let you know that it was a fun fun night. but ill make sure to tell the hot brunette jess hi from all of you next time i see her

and ya. gmoney you fag way to prove u have no life by digging up their myspaces. oh em gee im on top friends tho!

Worst. Comment section. Ever.

Hey Coorz,

go back to whackin it in Mommy's basement because your ass is exposed!

There is no males in the Smokeshow's "top friends", so unless you lack a unit (which is a distinct possibility), you are really nothing more than a sorry lying tool.

For shame!!

lol belichick. ur a fuckin retard. u checked the blondes myspace whom was not the smokeshow they were talking about, yes there are no men on her top friends, but good thing i wasnt talking about her :-O. fuckin tard <3

I think i actually went to high school with those 2 guys or maybe i shouldnt admit that such thing

i go to worcester state and the kid in the white hat is mark johnson. he does track i think played soccer

So basically he sucks cock.

and whoever said the thing about chandler village 26-1 that house was full of a bunch of homos

2 things: yes 26-1 was full of a bunch of homos, hence y we moved out an secondly lol @ the person who said he sucks cock, hes one of the top athletes in the school so, way to be ignorant. and dougies if you know mark johnson then you know me, except i play football

Oh , so hes an "athletic" cocksucker.

So he's the Arthur Ashe of Worcester?

coorzlight, you're so gay that the people who march around in tight rainbow spandex shorts are ashamed to be mentioned in the same breath as you...and another thing, being one of the top athletes at worcester state is like being the best athlete at fat camp...either way you still fucking suck

summary to this dumb thread i wasted my time reading: Coorzlight (who uses a z?) is a top athlete at a school no one even in massachusetts believes is real and is friends with a guy who hooked up with a good looking girl who wasn't even the smoke show. Impressive.

CoorZ -
relax there are guys on this sight who have fucked some of the smoke shows and don't go bragging about it, let alone bragging about their friend doing it.

i can't find more pics of that brunette on her myspace. where's the link for her pics? effin myspace and their random ass layout everytime

McFly hit the nail on the head....since when do people go around beating their chest that they play football at Worcester St.

Coorzlight, was it always your lifelong dream to play for a 4-6 team, or you just like WSC's mascot - the "Fanny" Lancers

Me thinks this is Coorzlight - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=21466723

Poor bastard

I can do you one better.
http://wwwfac.worcester.edu/athletic/Teams/football/2007/Players/13.htm - That is Coorzlight. He thinks he is WICKED tough but really he is an absolute joke on campus. I know this because I slept with someone (regretably) that he had "tried" to have sex with, however, he ejaculated before he could get his dick out of his pants. I was going to keep this to myself but this kid is the biggest douchebag of all time and everyone here laughs at him, so since he is bragging about knowing that faggot mark johnson, and bragging about knowing these skanks, I had to tell.

ummmmmmmm, no?