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Random Thoughts – July 30th


Parents Complain that Katy, TX Cheerleader Hazing "Goes Too Far"

 

KATY, TX (KTRK) -- More than a dozen members of a Katy ISD cheerleading squad stand accused of taking the hazing of underclassmen way too far. "When a girl (BEEP) in her pants and puts her pants on another girl's head, that's just disgusting," said the sister of a Morton Ranch High School junior varsity cheerleader.

This time the seniors stand accused of taking hazing too far. The JV girls claim the seniors bound them and tossed them in a pool. "Once you duct tape someone's hands, blindfold them throw them in a pool, start flicking their body parts, that's way too far," she said.

What the hell has gotten into Texas? "Bleeping in your pants and putting it on another girl's head is going to far!" "Duct taping a girl's hands and blindfolding her and tossing her in a pool is going to far!" Waa waa. Boo frickin' hoo. What, are they going soft down there? Cheering used to mean something in Texas. It used to be part of the culture. Cheerleading marked the time; A reminder of all that once was good and could be again. Now what do they expect the cheer squads to do? How are they supposed to weed out the weak ones, the ones that aren't willing to pay the price? By forming human pyramids and holding Booster Club bake sales? Save that crap for sissy states like Vermont where cheering doesn't count for anything, Pinko because this is Katy, TX dammit. You can be damned sure back when Roger Clemens was going to school down there they beat the cheerleader pledges with Louisville Sluggers and had them gangbang the football team and no one whined about it "going too far." What's the Lone Star State coming to?

Jerry's Final Thought: Does anyone have an idea what the girl did when she "Bleeped" in her pants? The mind reels...

— Jerry Thornton, 4:45 pm | permalink | 32 comments