The First Lady just called me and told me she is being evacuated into the basement of her office for a tornado warning and then hung up on me. I could hear a bunch of yelling and screaming in the background. Keep in mind she works in Plymouth. So here is my question. Did she sneaky just get abducted? Is she cheating on me? Or is there really a tornado in Plymouth and should I be worried? Any help would be appreciated.

PS - The Barstool Girls better hope I don't become single!