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Lightning Strike Injures 10 in Dorchester; Local Strip Club Forced to Halt Operations
Boston.com --- Five people remain in intensive care today after lightning struck a tree yesterday and injured 10 people at a Dorchester soccer game.
The five men in intensive care range in age from 23 to 39 and include a man who was in cardiac arrest when emergency responders arrived at Franklin Field, said Boston EMS Chief Rich Serino.
At least one of the intensive care victims -- Cruz Garay -- is in critical condition, according to a spokeswoman for Boston Medical Center. A 13-year-old boy is in good condition at Children's Hospital in Boston. The names and conditions of the other victims have not been released.
The 10 spectators had sought refuge under a tree that was then struck by lightning during the thunderstorm that swept across the region.
Well I hate to be the one to say this, although I guess it’s okay because nobody died, but why the hell did everybody run under a tree in the middle of a thunderstorm? I mean did they all start flying kites too? I don’t get it, one of the first things everybody knows is not to eat the yellow snow and not to stand under a tree during a thunderstorm. What am I missing here? Anyway, I was out there yesterday too battling the elements...
That’s right, me and a couple buddies were heading for the Brockton Foxy Lady when lightning (see right) knocked the power completely out from the local strip club and shut down the afternoon's entertainment. Of course you don’t hear anything about that on the news. Fortunately for everyone though, Club Alex's, whose backup generator runs on natural gas according to the doorman, was open for business just down the road.
PS - Gotta love the dollar dances.
Lead Singer Faints In the Middle of Concert
This has to be the most laissez faire reaction in the history of fainting. I mean by my count only 1 person in the entire place seemed to be remotely alarmed by this nose dive. Even his band members looked like they could give a shit less. Listen I’m all for “the show must go on” but if I ever faint mid-blog I’d hope Manzo or Jerry would at least pause for a second to see if I was dead or not.
Calm Down Big Boy
Dude keep it in your pants George. We all know Jennie Finch is hot. You don't have to fucking drool on her. Very unpresidential.
I'm Not Loving Audrina's Boob Here
Listen nobody loves Audrina more than I do. Nobody. But having said that I'm just not feeling her boob here. It kind of looks like a droopy gross porn star boob or something. Am I the only one that feels this way? What happened to her nice NSFWperky tits?
Rate Audrina's Boob
Here Comes The Lowell Folk Festival
LowellFolkFestival.com - Returning to downtown Lowell for the 22nd summer, the FREE Lowell Folk Festival brings a proud history of traditional folk music, ethnic foods, and crafts demonstrations that attract visitors from across the country.
This is "awesome". But seriously The Lowell Folk Festival attracts visitors from across the country? God I certainly hope not. Because if it does than Lowell just surpassed Salem as the most disappointing place in the Universe to go for vacation. Seriously I always feel bad when I see tourists walking around Salem. It’s like what do you do after you got to the Witch Museum?Go to Brothers Deli for lunch and then take a tour of Jeff Juden’s old house and call it a trip?
Easy Curves
See this is what I'm talking about. The media is so focused on steroids and growth hormones that they've completely overlooked chicks who are getting boob jobs like they're going out of style. What happened to good old fashioned hard work? I'm sick and tired of everybody looking for the quick fix. You want bigger boobs? Use Easy Curves for 5 minutes a day and work that shit out. Because I'll take a chick with muscley boobs over fake books any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
That Was Pulski!
This is my favorite commercial on television right now. I guess it shouldn’t be that surprising. After all, I’ve long maintained that if I made a movie the first guy I’d call to be in it would be Philip Baker Hall. Guy is flat out comedy gold. Everything he does makes me laugh. Probably writes his own jokes too.
"That was Pulski!"
Judge: Man Dressed As Penis Must Apologize
SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man must make an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs for dressing as an inflatable 6-foot penis and then parading across SPAC's stage at the high school's graduation last month. Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates must also pay to have the letter published in the Saratogian newspaper as part of a City Court sentence that calls for him to pay $95 in court fees and perform 24 hours of community service. Morett had previously pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, a violation. Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed some of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, police said. Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year.
I’m sick and tired of these half asssed pranks. I mean big deal. You dressed up as an inflatable penis and shot silly string at people during a high school graduation. Been there, done that. You want to impress me? How about escaping afterwards? How about creating an air of mystery on who that penis guy was? That’s the difference being ordinary and legendary. These modern day streakers wouldn’t know showmanship if it slapped them in the dick no pun intended, but intended. Makes me sad.
How Hot is Fox 25's Erin Hawksworth?
Over the past couple months we’ve talked a lot about the Blond Mafia in Boston. It’s been Julie Donaldson this and Heidi Watney that. Well shame on us because lost in all this blond fanfare has been the arrival of Erin Hawksworth to Fox 25. Like a stealth bomber Hawksworth flew into Boston in early April undetected by the Stool’s radar screen. But now it’s time to give her the attention she deserves. It’s time to rate Erin Hawksworth. And yes I think she definitely deserves to be in the same conversation as the Big 3 (Tappen, Watney, Donaldson)
Don't drink and drive, then post on Facebook
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Two weeks after Joshua Lipton was charged in a drunken driving crash that seriously injured a woman, the 20-year-old college junior attended a Halloween party dressed as a prisoner. Pictures from the party showed him in a black-and-white striped shirt and an orange jumpsuit labeled "Jail Bird." Someone posted them on the social networking site Facebook. Above it, Sullivan rhetorically wrote, "Remorseful?" And that offered remarkable evidence for Jay Sullivan, the prosecutor handling Lipton's drunken-driving case. Sullivan used the pictures to paint Lipton as an unrepentant partier who lived it up while his victim recovered in the hospital. A judge agreed, calling the pictures depraved when sentencing Lipton to two years in prison.
What’s the big deal? It’s not like the chick died in the car crash right? And it wasn’t just like this was a random party either. It was Halloween. What was this kid supposed to do? Not go? Not dress as a jailbird? Let the kid live already. Seriously though I’m not sure any invention in the history of mankind has exposed the stupidity of America’s youth more than Myspace and Facebook. Honestly it never ceases to amaze me what people put on their profiles and then complain about after the fact. It’s almost like some people haven’t grasped the concept of the Internet yet. Yes what you put online can be viewed by other people. No you can’t sue entrepreneurial smut publishers who then exploit those photos for personal gain.
Dude Knocks Out Woman
Can you believe this shit? Honestly what was this chick thinking? I mean hasn’t she seen the Rumble in the Jungle before? I knew after two seconds of watching this that the dude was pulling a classic rope a dope. He just let this chick punch herself out and then when she dropped the gloves he unloaded on her face. She kind of has nobody to blame but herself for getting knocked out.
Boston Team Thrwarts Terrorist Plot...Saves Country In Process
Boston.com - The man had stood out among the other passengers from the beginning. Craig Tornberg saw him smiling, acting strange. Then, suddenly, the man was running down the aisle naked. "He starts laughing," said Tornberg, general manager of the Revolution. "I'm thinking what's going on, is this a streaker? I've got to do something." Some 15 minutes after the man was ordered to put his clothes back on, he allegedly ran for the exit door in what seemed like a move to open it. The Revolution is used to holding down opponents. But this time the team faced something much more serious. "I react, and I grabbed the guy and pulled him away from the door," Tornberg, 53, said. "He's talking gibberish." "They took swift action to safely subdue the individual and protect the aircraft and its passengers," said FBI spokesman Gary Johnson.
I guess when Boston teams aren’t winning world championships they’re off saving the world from terrorism. Honestly my back is starting to hurt from carrying America on our back. All I can say is that Al Qaeda should be thanking their lucky stars that it was the Revolution was on this plane instead of the Patriots. Because I can guarantee you that if Bill Belichick got his hands on this naked terrorist not only would he have saved the plane but he would have found out where Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the process. Still a great job by the Revolution.
Indy Car Catfight!
Danica Patrick
VS.
Milka Duno
Well this was inevitable. I mean you stick two attractive women together in Indy Car racing and obviously they're going to hate each other's guts. That's just the nature of pretty girls. Unfortunately for chicks everywhere, this sets back the women in sports movement like 100 years. Listen ladies everybody knows that you have two options in a cat fight. Either fight or strip. Anything less than that and you're just wasting everybody's time. I mean nobody is actually paying attention to you because you're good at your sport. So either give us what we want or don't waste our time. Towels to the face simply won't cut it. Worst cat fight ever. Who wants women in sports if this is all we're going to get?
Kramer: C-c-c-c-catfight!
Of course I think Danica is hot like most guys, but I would love to see someone punch her fucking head in she acts like such a cunt. I just got done watching the Espys and you could see how pissed she was on all the awards she didn't win it was great. She probly stomped away like the lttle crybaby that she seems to be!!!
I don't know what the fight was over. But Danica is quite a bit hotter than what's her face. So I'll say Danica was in the right.
The other one's accent is really f'n annoying.
There is no language barrier; there is no need for translation. The dialogue always goes thusly: "He's MY boyfriend. You can't have him." NO! He's MY boyfriend, so you stay away!" (this is usually followed by things being thrown back and forth...in this case, a towel.)
I'm agreeing with El Douche' here.
Either get naked or STFU Patrick.
Bitch has one good day, and wins a fuel mileage race. You get no awards for that, isn't being an overrated cunt on Sportcenter every week payment enough. Also, that dress you had on at the ESPY's made you look like a flat chested pumpkin..skin to win bitch! skin to win!
The other chick is nothing more than another wannabee, and has never won anything either.
Get naked or STFU bitches
dont know anything about Indy car racing or anything like that. I leave that hsit to the inbred southern hicks, but Id still like to keep Danica in a giant fishtank in my basement.
Danica is a twat...I know she confronted at least one dude, but it was for smashing into her on pit row. You know that she wouldn't have the balls to confront a guy about something like this. Add women to the equation, and this shit happens. I like how she started the mess, and then she's shocked to get a towel to the face. Although I'd still give her a shot to the face.
Danica is a twat...I know she confronted at least one dude, but it was for smashing into her on pit row. You know that she wouldn't have the balls to confront a guy about something like this.
— twistedtavarez, Jul 21 2008, 8:23 am
Agreed. Danica is a bitch...but if you follow Indy Car you would know that Milka Duno is an absolute travesty. She has no business being out there and is a real danger to the other drivers. This is one of the very few things Danica ever did that had support from the other drivers. Duno should never, ever be allowed to drive to the grocery store, let alone be in a position to drift someone into a wall at 220 mph.
Not sure why all the Danica hating here. She was right and she called her on it. End of story. She is a legit driver period.
"dont know anything about Indy car racing or anything like that. I leave that hsit to the inbred southern hicks, but Id still like to keep Danica in a giant fishtank in my basement.
— DotRat518"
Inbred southern hicks down't follow Indy racing. And when is the "only retard hicks who bang their family memebers care about auto racing" comments stop? Its pretty dumb to constantly feel that way.
and for the record, Danica comes off as the better person in this "fight". She was telling the other driver to move out of the way if she is going through the corners to slow. The other chick just couldn't handle it and threw the hissy fit. Patrick did the right thing and didn't go after her.
and what I think is funny, is that if nobody on the board cares about or just straight out hates motosports, why does it keep getting posted on her?
Of course I think Danica is hot like most guys, but I would love to see someone punch her fucking head in she acts like such a cunt. I just got done watching the Espys and you could see how pissed she was on all the awards she didn't win it was great. She probly stomped away like the lttle crybaby that she seems to be!!!
— Bosoxs76,
Couldnt agree more, I was laughing my ass off when she didnt win. Granted I wanted Lester to win, but seeing how pissed she was losing to those stupid softball girls was priceless. Plus what was up with her hair?
and what I think is funny, is that if nobody on the board cares about or just straight out hates motosports, why does it keep getting posted on her?
— cadmonkey, Jul 21 2008, 9:17 am
Noone cares about motor"sports"...the only reason it gets posted on here because she's hot. Period.
Danica is a spoiled little girl and I wish her and Brett Farve would fade into "bolivian".
Danica is a spoiled twat rag. I can't wait til the day someone drops her. She looked like a bitch at the ESPY's last night and if she had won best female "athelete" (does driving a car make you an athlete?) or best moment I would have ripped Manzo's cock off and beat him with it.
She's just a piece of hot ass that barely won a race.
Noone cares about motor"sports"...the only reason it gets posted on here because she's hot. Period.
— DotRat518, Jul 21 2008, 9:21 am
Why did you feel the need to put quote marks aroud the word sport? It is a sport, get over it. Are you to closed minded to think that if a ball isn't used it can't be considered a sport?
This is why Cunts should be in the kitchen making us dinner rather than participating in a sport.
She's just a piece of hot ass that barely won a race.
— UserError, Jul 21 2008, 9:28 am
Barely won or won by 10 car lenths, it doesn't matter. A win is win. She was better than the other people on the track that day.
rubbins racin'
This is why Cunts should be in the kitchen making us dinner rather than participating in a sport.
— milflover, Jul 21 2008, 9:36 am
Gee let me guess milflover, you still live in your parents basement and smack it daily. I bet I'm damn close!
Angie-
Get in the kitchen and make me some pancakes...
cadmonkey, hurry up and go put the screws to ur sister before work u dumb hick, then go change the flat tire on your tractor that gets u to ur job at KFC u fuckin inbreed
NASCAR SUCKS
American Heritage Dictionary:
sport: n. 1.Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
Hmm...last time I checked, stepping on the gas and making a left turn for 500 miles isnt much of a physical activity. I would call car racing a hobby, like fishing or playing poker.
Milka is much hotter.
Danica has legs and that's about it. Guarantee this chick would not get any of the attention she does if she wasn't a racing driver.
Besides, the Force girls are hotter than both of them.
Women cant drive...they are worse than Asians.
I'm waiting for the one that's not Danica to say:
Gootchie Gootchie Goo
DoRat,
I believe you're the lovechild of a retard and a mongoloid. They passed on their bad genes and dropped you a lot. If you can convince someone to put you in a racecar and try to turn 90 degrees at 150mph you'll get an understanding of what the physical nature of the sport is. Maybe if you'd watch races on Sundays those kids at the park will have some peace with you not there asking them to sit on your lap and call you "Uncle DoRat".
It's tough to do with two hot women, but watch it again to see the men in the middle. The looks of despair on their face are priceless. Two years ago they could talk about chasing tail and blowjobs and now they have to be PC at the track.
Car racing is a bunch of idiots driving in circles...and a bunch more bigger idiots who show up to watch them. No wonder the rest of the world hates this country.
PS-Racetracks are curved, right? Curves=not 90 degrees. Mongoloid.
cadmonkey, hurry up and go put the screws to ur sister before work u dumb hick, then go change the flat tire on your tractor that gets u to ur job at KFC u fuckin inbreed
NASCAR SUCKS
— Heated76, Jul 21 2008, 9:47 am
no problem, I'll get right on that. My sister hasn't had a good deep dickin in a while. I love that sister tang! Nothing better.
Car racing is a bunch of idiots driving in circles...and a bunch more bigger idiots who show up to watch them. No wonder the rest of the world hates this country.
PS-Racetracks are curved, right? Curves=not 90 degrees. Mongoloid.
— DotRat518, Jul 21 2008, 10:16 am
Oddly enough there are many kinds of racetracks and not all of them are ovals. Many do indeed have 90 degree turns and some actually have right and left turns. If you'd lay off putting peanut butter on your junk so the dog will lick it off, you could actually fill your day with something other than a half-retard/half-mongoloid that was dropped a lot and ate paintchips as a kid that thinks he's doing a decent job at being a blog troll. In reality, you're just lame. I'm talking Bay City Rollers, Baywatch Nights, John Tesh's Albums, Steel Magnolias lame.
and Heated76, what makes you think I'm a hick? I'm far fucking from it. Its 2008, not 1968, NASCAR is more than just rednecks now. get used to it. you are sounding like a grumpy old man that doens't like change. The sport has moved from rural tracks of the south to tracks all over the country.
if you like Nascar your a hick in my book u fuckin cowboy, granted there are tracks all over the country but they are still in Hick areas and still the only people that go to watch them have banged a family member
Congrats, you a a fucking moron.
did'nt Patrick win her only race in Japan while the world's top drivers were at the Long Beach grand Prix?
shut up and get naked Danica.
A husband hits his wife with his car, whos fault is it?
The husbands, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen
did'nt Patrick win her only race in Japan while the world's top drivers were at the Long Beach grand Prix?
shut up and get naked Danica.
— I'll poop on ur chest, Jul 21 2008, 10:59 am
no, she beat the best Indy drivers on the circuit. She beat out Helio Castroneves, Scott Dixon, Dan Wheldon, Tony Kanaan, Buddy Rice, and A.J. Foyt. All of which took the track in Japan that day.
I thought the Long Beach grand prix was supopse to be the one of the bigegst events of indy car racing. Obviously you know more about this than i do. I thought it was the same weekend.
Gold jacket, green jacket...
I thought the Long Beach grand prix was supopse to be the one of the bigegst events of indy car racing. Obviously you know more about this than i do. I thought it was the same weekend.
— I'll poop on ur chest, Jul 21 2008, 11:25 am
It was the next day, and no big name drivers took place in the event. The Japan race was the bigger event of the weekend.
that answers that. I didnt know anyone followed F1. Im glad someone did.
amen dotrat. I dont know what i was thinking.
This is further proof that the two biggest mistakes in the history of our great nation was letting women drive and giving them the right to vote. They shounldn't be allowed to drive anything bigger than a fucking Yugo. As for voting, they should have to a) be married and b) vote for whomever their husband tells them to. Otherwise (jiggling my empty glass of Crown) get me another drink.
I love Milka's accent. She seems like one sassy broad. I bet she's a tiger in the sack.
1 kiddie pool
2 hot race car chicks
55 gallon drum of Ky
0 clothes
2 strap-ons
Then they wrestle and bang till one gives up
Priceless!!!
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Um, was that staged? That was some horrible acting.