JULY 16--Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An "extremely intoxicated" Dick was booked into the Southwest Detention Center, where bail was set at $5,000. In May 2004, Dick was arrested on a pot possession charge while attending the Coachella music festival, also in Riverside County. (2 pages)

You know I'd like to give Andy Dick the benefit of the doubt here. After all what happens at Buffalo Wild Wings should stay at Buffalo Wild Wings. But what is going on with that mug shot? I spit out my coffee when I saw that thing and I wasn't even drinking coffee. Are we sure he just groped this chick? Because based on that photo I find it hard to believe he did anything less than have anal with her.