Random Thoughts – July 14th
Sports Illustrated Doesn't Like Guess That Ass!

(The Ass That Launched A Thousand Ships)
Reader Email
Dear Mr. Portnoy:
(212) 467-0873 (fax)
Congratulations Sports Illustrated! You have joined the likes of Spunky Productions in the only two companies to threaten us with copyright infringement. Does this mean we hit the big time? I mean Judith from SI.com emailed me 10 minutes after we posted Maria Menounous as our Guess That Ass contestant. She must be a reader or something? Seriously though what is SI.com doing worrying about the Stool and who we feature on Guess That Ass? There has to be better things for them to do than have their army of lawyers send us cease and desist orders right? I wonder what happens if I ignore this request? Do I get murdered? Do I get sued? Judith can take the inlaw apartment in Abington, but she'll have to pry the Astrovan from my cold dead hands.






