Boston.com -   Ivan Lattimore's court-appointed attorney, Jessica Thrall, was combative with Donaldson yesterday, questioning whether the former Miss Florida USA could accurately recall the alleged assault or identify the people she was with afterward. Thrall pointed out that Donaldson and Lattimore started drinking early on June 27 and continued into the next morning. Thrall sought to portray Donaldson and Lattimore as hard partiers who videotaped themselves having sex just hours before the alleged assault. "[Donaldson] is not in danger, and she knows she is not in danger," Thrall said.  The judge did not agree. He said no bail conditions could ensure Donaldson's safety. But he also warned Suffolk Country Assistant District Attorney Patrick Devlin to be prepared to go to trial Sept. 8 and turn over all evidence requested by the defense, including the videotape Donaldson and Lattimore filmed during sex.

 

Wait a minute!   There is a Julie Donaldson sex tape?   Umm, check please. Listen, I’ve been looking for the youtube of her getting sprayed down with champagne after the Mets won the NL East for like 2 years now.  It’s my personal Moby Dick if you will.   But that is child’s play compared to this.   Listen if there is one thing I’ve learned about the Stoolies over the years is that you can never underestimate them.  For all we know the DA is a Stoolie.    So I’m sending out our first ever Code Red to Stoolies everywhere.  Get me this sex tape!     I’ll even pay for it.   Not because I want to make money off of it, but just because I want to watch it.   Maybe I’ll offer the slamballer 50 bucks for it since he’s going to be hard up for cash now.  In any event I guess this just proves the old adage that there is a silver lining in every dark cloud.     This tape has to make it to the public right?  Come on Red Tube!

PS - You know that Ivan Lattimore's lawyer thinks this is Law and Order or something. Relax honey. You're defending a woman beater. Worse yet a hot woman beater.