(pic from metro.uk)

BBC.com - A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.  Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.  When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said. She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.  "I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.  "I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

Hey this bat ain’t stupid.  If you’re going to sleep in a chicks tits, find the chick with the 34FF boobs.    I mean I didn’t even know those things existed until reading this article.   Kudos to the bat.   As a side note, what’s the highest cup size in the universe?   My guess is double LL’s.   But that’s just a wild guess.   It seems right though.

PS - You know a chick means business when she hold her cell phone in her tits.