Sometimes it's healthy to see yourself through other people's eyes. And I guess this is how Sox fans look to Tampa Bay Rays fans. I'd love to object and say they're totally wrong. But if we're being honest with each other, and allowing for a little hyperbole, they're not too far off the mark. Go into the Baseball Tavern on game day and you'll see at least two dozen guys who sound exactly like this guy.

And just as an added bonus, here's the original. My day still isn't complete unless I've said "Not now, Chief; I'm in the fuckin' zone" at least once.

"1" for Sawx guy, "10" for Haircut guy