So as everybody knows I went down to the Cape for a couple days.   The First Lady and I got a recommendation to go to this fancy shmancy restaurant for dinner last night.   As I’m reading the review of the place it says that the dress code is “smart casual”    Now to me “smart casual” in the Cape means as long as my dick isn’t hanging out I’m good to go.   But not at this place.   Yup apparently I found the only restaurant in Cape Cod where "smart casual" means no jeans or shorts.     My question is who the fuck packs dress pants when they're going to the Cape? So I called the place up to find out how strict they were with that policy and the guy on the other end couldn’t have been ruder.   He told me that’s why they built 3 restaurants at the resort and hung up on me.    Well let me just say this.    Nobody is going to intimidate me out of a restaurant.   His rudeness only made me want to eat there more.  Kind of like how Costanza falls in love with the chick who hates him.   “Jerry a woman who hates me this much only comes around once in a lifetime.”    Anyway long story short I was on my way to buy some pants when a kid at the hotel told me he knew where he could score me some.   Ten minutes later there was a knock on my door and I had a brand fucking new pair of polo pants.    Perfect fit too.    The guy’s only request was don’t say where I got em from.   So here is my question.  How much should I have tipped this guy?     I gave him 10 bucks, but then afterwords felt like a total cheapskate.    But it all happened so fast I didn’t really have time to think about it.  And as far as I know there is no protocol on how to tip a guy who just stole you a pair of pants is there?    Anyway I’m curious what the Stoolies think the appropriate tip should have been?

PS – I just got home from the Cape.  Big thanks to Jerry and Manzo for not bankrupting the Stool. Barely