From Wizard of Odds: Kansas' No. 1 fan is getting married. White Owl... and former Jayhawk student Julia Lee are planning to tie the knot. White Owl is 61, Lee 22. Fans have long known the wise, old Owl for his vocal support of the Jayhawks, rhythmic dancing and criticisms of the Vietnam War. Given that he knows how to put on the all moves, it was only a matter of time before White Owl found a mate. But Lee's family is not happy about the daughter running off and getting married. "They are still kind of struggling with this," Lee said. "My dad wants to meet with a third party so we can communicate about this. He wants to meet with me, my mom and a preacher to sort some of this stuff out.

Just a quick thought for Lee's parents. I'm no preacher, but allow me if you will, to be that third party you need. What attracts your daughter to White Owl isn't his vocal support of the Jayhawks, his rhythmic dancing or even his criticisms of the Vietnam War (which never fails when you're trying to nail some coed, by the way). It's his tickets. Have you seen where this old coot sits? I don't know much about KU football, but I've got to think that's a tough get. You have only yourself to blame that you didn't get on the season ticket list in the late '60s like White Owl. If you did, and you were sitting in Erin Andrews territory instead of him, your precious girl wouldn't be getting defiled by this freakshow. Deal with it, hope he croaks soon and then enjoy your seats. Lord knows if I had a daughter who was willing to seduce Dennis Drinkwater for his seats behind home plate at Fenway, I'd suck it up.