You have no idea how much it would make my day if this ever happened to one of the jerkoffs I get stuck behind every day on my way work. These self-serious fitness freaks with their bikes that cost more than my car with their spandex suits that cost more than the contents of my closet and are so tight you can tell what religion they are. And making me dodge them while I'm paying four flippin' bucks a gallon for use of the flippin' road. Hope you're lucky enough to land on your $700 helmet, Roadkill.

But I'm not bitter. To quote Oscar Wilde, "It would take a heart of stone not to laugh." The only thing that would make it funnier is Benny Hill music.