Masslive - A Chicopee man rocked the competition over the weekend in Las Vegas, beating more than 300 of the nation's finest "Rock Paper Scissors" players to earn a $50,000 first prize.   Sean Sears, 23, of Leo Drive threw a winning rock to conquer his opponent's scissors to win the 2008 Bud Light/USA Rock Paper Scissors League Championship.  His victory came in the event's third annual tournament, which will be aired Oct. 6 on ESPN. It took place Saturday and Sunday at the Mandalay Bay Hotel & Casino.  "Bud Light congratulates Sean," said Rick Leininger, a spokesman for Anheuser-Busch, adding that the championship "is all about competition, camaraderie, and most importantly, fun times."

Cue the Duckboats!     Honestly what don’t we dominate at?   Baseball, basketball, cup stacking, football and now Rock Paper Scissors.   I guess when it’s your decade it’s your fucking decade.   Seriously though what was that chick thinking who Sean beat in the finals.     I just don’t get how you let rock beat you?    That’s like letting Jordan beat you in his prime.   Everybody knows that you need to make scissors and paper prove they can make some shots before you play man to man on rock.      

Well looks like these shirts got outdated fast.....