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Wait a minute! The Boston Cannons have cheerleaders? That is stunning news! I wonder if they have to buy tickets to get in to the games? I mean being a High School cheerleader has to be more prestigious than being a Cannons cheerleader right? It's almost like you're begging for a ball to the face when you sign up for this gig. But I'm not going to make fun of the Cannons Dance team because after carefully checking out all their profiles I'm pretty sure these chicks know how to party. Think of the Omega Mu's on steroids. Mark my words when I say if we can get the Cannon Dance team to come to a Barstool party, it will be the best party in the history of the world. Shit will be going down everywhere.

Anyway as far as this contest goes the Cannon's chick got it much worse. The dunk tank guy was kind of a pussy. Get up dude. It's not like you got hit with a Josh Beckett Fastball.

Vote 1 for Cannons Dancer and 10 for dude behind the dunk tank