Random Thoughts – June 19th
Gloucester Teens Sign Pact To Get Pregnant Together

Boston.com - Gloucester school officials have discovered at least part of the reason that their high school pregnancy rate has more than quadrupled over the past year, according to a Time magazine story that hits newsstands today. "Nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together," the magazine's story said, after reporters talked with Joseph Sullivan, Gloucester High School principal. Seventeen girls at the 1,200-student Gloucester High have gotten pregnant over the school year, more than four times the average number. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head. But many told the Globe last month that the most alarming facts were that a significant portion of the expecting girls were 16 and younger and that some seemed to be intentional.
Wait a minute. Time Magazine did a story on Gloucester? Fucking A right! Congratulations Fisherman! I’m one of those guys that believe there is no such thing as bad press. Let me put it this way. Would we be talking about Gloucester today if it weren’t for this Prego pact? Of course not! Sometimes you got to get a little bit nasty to get the headlines. And hey I ain’t mad at these chicks either. Listen, I’d love to raise my kids with my buddies. But the thing they missed is that they could still wait a couple years before getting prego and still raise their kids together. Also clearly these chicks could give a shit less who the dad is. They are looking for dick wherever they can find it. Hey homeless guy, how's your sperm? Chicks must be getting plowed from the opening school bell through the final whistle right?






