Random Thoughts – June 16th
Chick Gets 5 Years For Branding Dude On the Ass Who Didn't Call Her Back After One Night Stand

NEW YORK (AP) -- A college student who branded a date's body with a scalding piece of metal as payback for never calling her after they had sex was sentenced to five years in prison Friday. Kristina Caban, 23, had no comment as state Supreme Court Justice Michael Obus sentenced her for what he called a crime that was "not remotely justifiable." Assistant District Attorney Nicole Blumberg told Obus that Caban was the "mastermind behind the plan" to sear the torso of Samir "Sammy" Sara, then 23, for having sex with her once in 2004 and never calling her again.Caban enlisted new boyfriend Robert Testagrossa to help brand a four-inch-high "R" on Samir's abdomen in October 2006, the prosecutor said. She said Caban lured the former lover to a hotel room, where Testagrossa and another man grabbed him. Blumberg said the men used a Taser to immobilize Sara in a room at the Chelsea Inn while Caban laughed at his distress and kicked him while he was down.The branding "iron" was actually a length of metal wire fashioned into a "R" -- heated, and applied to Samir's torso, said Tracy Golden of the Manhattan district attorney's office. She said prosecutors did not know what the "R" stood for.
Ah, it’s a story as old as time itself. Boy meets girl. Boy fucks girl and doesn’t call her afterwards. Girl lures boy to hotel room with the promise of more sex only to tase him and brand a giant “R” on his ass. My only question is who is more nuts here? The chick or the new boyfriend? I mean if this girl is willing to brand a dude she had a one night stand with imagine what she’ll do to you if you fuck her over in a long term relationship. You’re basically begging to have a bag of red ants dropped on your balls.
PS - What do you think the"R" stand for?






