NORFOLK, Va. - Former Virginia Tech quarterback Marcus Vick has been charged with driving under the influence and eluding police. Police said a uniformed bicycle patrol officer observed Vick and a female involved in an altercation in the car early Friday. When the officer asked for a driver's license, police say Vick sped away but was stopped minutes later. Vick failed a field sobriety test and was charged with DUI, misdemeanor eluding police, reckless driving and driving on a suspended license. The passenger, Delicia Cordon of Miami, Fla., was charged with being drunk in public.

Right this minute, every kid in America should be made to put away the books, the musical instruments, the laptops, the video game controllers... anything that's going to interfere with them picking up a football and making themselves into a quarterback. Because we have Marcus Vick, an epic, monumental, colossal Michael-Bay-movie-sized blockbuster of a failure, a supreme waste of athletic talent who got kicked out of Va. Tech and went undrafted into the NFL until washing out with the Miami Dolphins, and he's driving around with a drunken model in his car. All because from high school to his junior year of college he had the ability to chuck a football. And in the US of A, that's enough to outweigh the fact that your a loser with no future and your brother is doing time for making little doggies bite each other. God bless America.

Of course, maybe Delicia isn't the best judge of character since she got evicted out of her condo for non-payment of rent. So maybe the modelling gig isn't going so well or all her money is going to fight Marcus' Statutory Rape charges. Still it's pretty remarkable that an Out of Work Jerk like "Ron New Mexico" can pull this kind of tail. How would you rate Delicia on the QB girlfriend scale, with Gisele being a "10" and Eli Manning's wife a "1". I'm giving her a solid 7, which is 6 more than he deserves.

To see much more of Delicia Cordon, click here... (thanks to Trevor for all the leg work)