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June 15, 2008

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Former Pats Cheerleader Quinn Kingston Is Lead Singer of Band Q Rawk

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Dude what doesn't Quinn Kingston do? She was a Pats cheerleader. She does shit with Boston.TV. And now I find out she's the lead singer of Q Rawk. (I think the Q stands for Quinn) If you don't think I'm hiring Q Rawk to play an upcoming Barstool party you're nuts. It's time to get the big "Q" involved in the Stool.

 

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— elpresidente, 8:24 pm | permalink | 8 comments


Celtics Game 5 "Do We Want To Win The Championship Tonight Or At Home" Live Blog?

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Okay here is the big question for Game 5.    Do we want the Celtics to win tonight or do we want them to lose on purpose and close it out at home on Tuesday?    At first I thought it would be more fun to win this thing in Boston, but I’ve changed my mind.    There is NOTHING better than celebrating on an opponent’s court, especially the Lakers.  I mean you can’t put a price tag on watching all those smug LA fans walk out of Staples Center with their tail between their legs while we’re spraying champagne all over the place.   It’s the ultimate Fuck You postcard from us to them.  Now the next question is do I think the Celts will win tonight.    And the answer is yes.    Listen both the Celtics and the Lakers know that we’re the better team.   They both know that the outcome of this series is just a formality. Sure the Lakers could win tonight, but they have to play a perfect game to beat us.   And I’m not sure the Lakers have the heart or the character to even try anymore after that disaster in Game 4.     Either way the Celts +7 is yet another El Pres Mortal Lock.   This will make me 4 for 4 in mortal locks this series including a +270 winner and +190 winner.   At this rate the Stool will own half of Vegas by the end of the week.

Mortal Lock – Celts +7

— elpresidente, 5:10 pm | permalink | 317 comments


Even Miller Lite Knows The Series Is Over

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Got to love Miller Lite printing up their Celtics 2008 World Championship Bottle Labels before the series is over. Listen I ain't mad at them. They know it's over and so do I. My only complaint is that they should just cut the shit and make them available at McFadden's tonight. After all, why should we have to wait for the parade until we can drink from Banner 17 bottles? This thing was over before it even started.

— elpresidente, 1:23 pm | permalink | 26 comments

Who is that on the box?

Can't be Ray Allen can it?

JilzVT, Jun 15 2008, 1:36 pm

Isn't this the same bullshit that got us in trouble with the Pats?

If the Celtics pull off a historic collapse, people around these parts are going to look like morons.

LStreet, Jun 15 2008, 1:43 pm

My only problem is that the beer should be 17 ounces....

LA = AIDS, Jun 15 2008, 1:48 pm

It got us in trouble with the Sox twice too. In the 86 World Series, the jumbletrom at Shea was already congratulating the Sox as World Series champs. Then during game 7 of the 2003 ALCS, they were painting the World Series logos on the Fenway grass before the game was over. Stupid!

Niko Bellic, Jun 15 2008, 1:51 pm

Tiger and The Lakers -7

or

The Field and The Celtics

TheKiecker, Jun 15 2008, 1:51 pm

That's because Boston is the official city of drinking beer & winning championships. Whereas Los Angeles is the official city of sipping soy milk & raping minors.

http://file041a.bebo.com/9/large/2008/03/22/15/6136600727a7218539929l.jpg

Captain Craptastic!, Jun 15 2008, 1:56 pm

So much for a seeing it at 0400. Just got word that the flight to Africa will have us leaving Kuwait this morning. Somewhere around the 2nd half I'll be on a C130 transport. Take care of business and enjoy the game fellow Stoolies...

navytim.com, Jun 15 2008, 1:56 pm

Be a brother and bring extra bail money

buckwheat, Jun 15 2008, 2:26 pm

They Should Make Them 17oz! Oh Yea

StoolieOnTheCan, Jun 15 2008, 2:32 pm

Aint no jinx that was printed April 25th.

Im sure there is one for every team.

Im waiting on a taker on my prop bet.

TheKiecker, Jun 15 2008, 2:33 pm

why would you post this?

willymo, Jun 15 2008, 3:33 pm

cant wait til kobe steals this series and makes el pres look like an idiot...going to be priceless...Pres if you learned anything from sports this year isnt it to NOT write off a championship caliber team? Grow up...

kwalsh005, Jun 15 2008, 3:38 pm

Seriously, Pres! If the Celtics collapse and lose the Championship, these beer bottles, and labels will end up in 3rd world countries along side the 19-0 Patriot shirts.

Tigger 41073, Jun 15 2008, 3:39 pm

I agree, this is a jinx. Haven't we learned anything since the Super Bowl? We shouldn't utter the words World Champions until it actually happens. For now, they are just the Eastern Conference Champions, at least until tomorrow.

http://www.wickedpissadude.com

wickedpissadude, Jun 15 2008, 3:47 pm

el prez, you did this fucking cocky bullshit with the Patriots and look what happened. Granted, I think the Celtics will win tonight and if not tonight then definitely in Boston on Tuesday night. But this shit, 7 hours before game time you post this. You are everything that's wrong with the fans of Boston. Arrogant, cocky and a flat out prick. I'm from Boston and even I don't act like that. Dude, learn how to act.

emmyx623, Jun 15 2008, 4:09 pm

A little jinxy, I agree, but then I remember who's picking the other side...

"well i guess it's time for m.v.p to win three straight

— ukcatsgreat, Jun 13 2008, 10:21 pm"

"Homer Bailey gets the win sunday

— ukcatsgreat, Jun 14 2008, 11:26 pm"

You're Cut Too, Shushy, Jun 15 2008, 4:10 pm

Jinx's, Curses, The Tooth Fairy...What the fuck is wrong with you people? Grow the fuck up. All that is wrong with Boston fans is not that guys like El Pres have confidence in there home teams and post it in Blog format, its that there are so many 5 year olds here in Boston that believe shit like this exist. Its typical Yahooism.. "We lost cuz of the El Pres mush"..thats just fuckin comical. The better team will win..pretty much as simple as that. Celts in 5.

Ohh and avert your eyes now if you dont want met to ruin xmas for ya..but Santa Claus doesnt come down your chimney and deliver you preasants ...sorry to break it to ya but he OBVIOUSLY uses the door! idiots.

o GAZ m, Jun 15 2008, 4:50 pm

preasants? honestly what are you 4 years old?

sick English.

BA, Jun 15 2008, 4:57 pm

BA,
Why did you not capitalize the "S" in sick? It was the start of a new sentence??

o GAZ m, Jun 15 2008, 5:01 pm

Tiger is in as much pain as a sweedish nanny pumping out a half Phillpino mongrel

TheKiecker, Jun 15 2008, 5:10 pm

Correction: Homer Bailey is worthless

ukcatsgreat, Jun 15 2008, 6:15 pm
derekio, Jun 15 2008, 6:51 pm

good job wth the jinx, asshole.

anf, Jun 16 2008, 12:06 am

Is this like copyrighting the rights to 19-0?

The Professional Scrotum, Jun 16 2008, 2:11 am

That is definitely Steve Francis on the bottle.

tdoty584, Jun 16 2008, 8:12 am

"Jinx's, Curses, The Tooth Fairy...What the fuck is wrong with you people? Grow the fuck up. All that is wrong with Boston fans is not that guys like El Pres have confidence in there home teams and post it in Blog format, its that there are so many 5 year olds here in Boston that believe shit like this exist. Its typical Yahooism.. "We lost cuz of the El Pres mush"..thats just fuckin comical. The better team will win..pretty much as simple as that. Celts in 5.

Ohh and avert your eyes now if you dont want met to ruin xmas for ya..but Santa Claus doesnt come down your chimney and deliver you preasants ...sorry to break it to ya but he OBVIOUSLY uses the door! idiots.
— o GAZ m, Jun 15 2008, 4:50 pm"

THANK YOU - You guys cannot be serious about curses and jinx's...can you?

onlyidleft, Jun 16 2008, 12:37 pm

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