LAKEHURST, N.J. —  Police have heard many excuses from suspected drunk drivers over the years.But police say what they heard from a Toms River man is one for the books: He told them he was driving around until he was sober enough to go home, fearing his mother would know he was drunk. But before he could make it home Monday, police say 36-year-old Edward Defreitas crashed into an ambulance, causing it to overturn in the Route 70 circle in Lakehurst.

Let this be a lesson to all the kids out there.  This is why you don’t live with your mother when you’re 36 years old.  Instead you got to do what I do and that’s live with your girlfriend’s mother.  This way you don’t have to pull the old drive around drunk till you’re sober technique.    You can just go right home and passout in the driveway because who gives a shit what they think.