People.com -  Alanis Morissette has nothing but nice things to say about her ex-fiancé Ryan Reynolds. Even now that he's engaged to Scarlett Johansson.  "I'm really happy for him," the singer, who called off her engagement to Reynolds in 2007, told Newsweek.

Bitch, please.   Save that shit for your songs.   You know how I know you’re not fucking happy for him?  Because you look like this…

And Scarlett looks like this:

So spare me the song and dance about how happy you are. Because when either Scarlett or Ryan Reynolds shows up dead everybody is still going to know you did it.