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Random Thoughts – June 3rd


Rate Mike Tyson's New Girlfriend

When it comes to romance, it appears Mike Tyson is out for the count after falling for former Big Brother contestant Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. The former boxing champion, who famous bit a chunk off Evander Holyfield's ear in 1997, was spotted nibbling at the blonde D-lister's lobe during a night out at London club Chinawhite. The two sat at a table tucked away out of sight of most party goers, but their canoodling didn't go unnoticed. Despite Mike's notorious reputation - he was convicted of rape in 1992 - Aisleyne has been won over by his apparent charm... She has said: "Mike's really not like people think. He's made out to be this scary, fearsome person but he's nothing like that. He's a great guy and a perfect gentleman..."

Like Nicholson says in South of the Border "A woman takes to an outlaw like a little boy takes to a stray dog." I'm sure Aisleyne is a nice girl and all, but I'm going to have to call shennanigans on her claiming Iron Mike is a "perfect gentleman," unless the definition of gentleman has been broadened to include guys who like to make girls bleed like Tyson has admitted he does. Call me cynical, but until proven otherwise, I'm going to assume Mike is still roofless, his style impetuous and his defenses inpregnable.

So what's going on here? Why would Hogan-Wallace go date a guy who wants to eat Lennox Lewis' kids? I can only assume that every single soccer player in England is either spoken for or out of her league. By British law, they get first crack at all hot UK celebrity chicks. And apparently psychotic, homicidal, obese, has-been US boxers get the leftovers. (British pop singers must come last because for some reason you never saw Elton John, Boy George or George Michael with a girl. Go figure.)

Anyway, how hot is this chick? Here's a few more pictures to help you vote.

 

— Jerry Thornton, 12:42 pm | permalink | 33 comments