ORLANDO, Fla.—Orlando police and wildlife officials were at Universal Studios, looking for a bear seen taking a dip in the pool at the Hard Rock Hotel.

Reports said a security guard at the hotel called police early Wednesday morning when he spotted the bear on a security screen. The bear got out of the pool and was roaming the property.

Wildlife biologist Mike Orlando said black bears are typically shy animals and that this one should not be a threat to residents in the area.

The hotel has not been evacuated.

Well there’s the difference right there between the Hard Rock pool in Orlando and the Hard Rock pool in Las Vegas.  There’s no way a bear could ever make its way into the one in Sin City.  First of all, he couldn’t even get in.  You have to pay a $20 cover if you’re not staying at the hotel and even if he did, there’s no way they could fit the flimsy purple wristband around his paw.  Unless it was a chick bear, then they’ll let you right in.  Bottom line is if I’m a bear and want to hang out at a Hard Rock pool, I’m choosing Mickey Mouse over Money Mayweather every time.  If I’m a dude though, I’d definitely go Vegas…

(Note: watch for ass shake at 2:28)