So I’m in Montreal last weekend at “Chez Titties” (can’t remember the name of the place) and experienced one of the great North American lapdances of all time to this song.  Keep in mind I had no idea who was singing it - all I knew was that I was into it, the girl was into it, everybody seemed happy.  So for the next 10 days I’ve been singing it over and over to myself thinking it was some random broad -- lo and behold yesterday I find out it’s fucking Britney.  Am I embarrassed?  Not really.  After watching the video – yes, I do want a piece of her.  She is definitely still hot.  How I’ve never heard of this song until last week is a different question, I feel like Buzz Bissinger I’m so out of touch, the point is whoever produced this song (obviously not Britney) specifically produced it for a lapdance.  They had to have.  Anyway, are we ready to rank “Piece of Me” as a top 5 strip club anthem?  I know I am. 

Vote 1 for “American Pie”, Vote 10 for “Girls, Girls, Girls”.

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