1. American Gladiator Audition

2. Bruce Smith

3. Goats

4. Marie Osmond

5. Cooking

6. Spelling

7. Random Dude

Okay we already did this showdown a couple months ago, but the American Gladiator video is brand new so we had to add it to the mix. But it still doesn't change my rankings. I'm going with the Spelling Bee kid followed by the Italian Cook and Bruce Smith in third.   Truth be told I would have picked the cook if he got back up and kept cooking like the spelling bee kid did, but he didn’t wake up.  Instead he just sat there all passed out like a little pussy.   Still you just can’t put a price tag of fainting face first into food.  I mean you don’t even see that type of stuff in the movies.  And I love the Bruce Smith video as well.   I think Smith could have been dead and what’s his face would have just kept on talking about Flutie and the Bills offense.