(Toucher and Rich: Bringing Atlanta To Boston 1 Day At A Time)

So as I was pre gaming for Topanga yesterday (picture coming later if Miller Lite gets their shit together), I heard through the grapevine that I was getting ripped on some radio show called Toucher and Rich.     Apparently they had their panties in a bunch because I posted a picture of  “Marie” from the Celtics vs. Hawks series and I didn’t say they knew her or something like that. Yeah I know it was like 2 weeks ago, but you know how bitches can be.    Anyway, these guys are under the delusion that I somehow stole her from them or something like that?    To be honest I don’t really even know what they’re talking about.   The only thing I know is that these guys are from Atlanta.   So maybe they knew who she was before the Hawks series?   Maybe they talked about her on the air?  Who fucking knows?  The only thing I know is that I’ve probably listened to Toucher and Rich for a grand total of 7 minutes in my life.   So I guarantee you I didn’t hear anything about Marie from these clowns.    I found out about Maria the same way as everybody else in Boston did.  I fucking saw her on TV!  Therefore when a reader sent me a picture of her I posted it.   And after I posted the original picture, somebody put a link to her myspace page in our comment section.    Crazy how that happens right? 

Listen, I know nobody reads WBCN.com, but are they really that stupid that they don’t even understand how the Internet works?    Or did they just do this because their ratings are slipping and they wanted me to blog about them so our readers would listen to their show? Either way next time these cowards want to bash me they should just pick up the phone and give me a buzz.   We’re not WAAF where I'm just going to sit back and let them trash me and turn the other cheek.  You want to make stuff up about me than fucking pick up the phone and call me.  And I know they have my phone number too since their marketing guy and sales guy have called me about a million times always asking me for favors.  “Hey El Pres we need a hot girl in Boston can you find us one?   Hey El Pres we need a girl for a billboard campaign can you help find us one? “   Hey El Pres our parties suck so can we sponsor yours?”        Hell they even tried to get me to run a column for Crash in our fucking newspaper.    Notice that didn’t happen.    Bottom line is that next time Toucher and Rich want to bitch and moan about me stealing shit they should come up with something better than they knew who a pretty girl was before me.  Seriously you want a fucking cookie?   This shit may fly in Atlanta but not here.  Fucking losers.

PS - If Toucher and Rich are such great friends with this chick why are we on her myspace page and not them?