Random Thoughts – May 14th
Minnesota Family Council Calls People to Talk About "Oral Anal" Sex
There's little if anything that frustrates me more than automated phone calls. I was probably the first person in MA to sign up for the Attorney General's "Do Not Call" list. And while it's reduced the number of evil Robot Calls by a signficant amount, it hasn't eliminated them all together. My kids school system uses them to give parents worthless updates about science fairs or band sign ups or some such crap, usually just as Kate is about to get wet on "Lost" or something. And if any candidate for office gives me a Robo-call, I guarantee I'm voting for your opponent.
I think I'd feel different though if I got a call like this. The Minnesota Family Council auto-dialing to talk to me about "oral anal" sex? I can support that. I mean, usually you've got to shell out $2.99 a minute to hear some good Tossed Salad talk. (Or so I've heard.) Maybe if the next politician stumping for my vote should start off with a Rim Job reference, just as an attention grabber. It sure works. The MFC had me at "oral anal sex," and I don't even know if they're for it or against it. Though I'm pretty sure they want such talk out of the Sex Ed classroom and on your home phone where it belongs.






