Introducing Ellen from UMass. I got to give collegehumor.com credit here. They found her before we did which is like a kick in the nuts to me. But don't worry she's all about the Stool now. Anyway to quote a great rap song, the only thing I can say about her ass is "Like Whoa" Who knew UMass knew how to party like this? Chicks just parading around in bikinis on the commons? Awesome!

Have a great weekend everybody.... Feel free to stalk chick and send us their photos for smokeshow of the day. Send them to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

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