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Random Thoughts – May 15th


Introducing Werewolf Boy

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Telegraph.com - Pruthviraj Patil has suffered from hypertrichosis, a rare genetic condition also known as Werewolf Syndrome, since birth. He is believed to be one of only 50 people in the world with the condition.  "It is difficult when I venture outside of my hometown or where people don't know me," he said. When Prithviraj was born villagers told his mother she had given birth to a God. Others thought he was a supernatural creature and a bad omen because of his unique appearance.  But despite his abnormal hair growth Pruthviraj, who is from the district of Sangli, near Bombay, is healthy, sporty and popular at school. "When I first went to school I used to get bullied and other children would laugh at me, but now they treat me like normal," he said.

India strikes again!  I guess all things being equal, if you’re going to be born as a typical India freakshow, being born as Werewolf Boy is as good as it gets.  I mean it’s certainly better than being born as Tree Man or born with two faces right?  If this guy was really smart he’d just pretend he’s Teen Wolf and then he’d be getting laid like it was going out of style.   

PS - I totally need to hire this kid for our next Carnival. Imagine if I put him and Tree Man and Baby With Two Faces in one room together. I'd put the Topsfield Fair out of business so fast they wouldn't even know what happened.

 

 

 

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