Vicky Lynn Lewallen, 44, a biology teacher and former girl’s basketball coach at Norman North High School, in Norman, Oklahoma has been charged with two counts of forcible sodomy and two counts of rape by instrumentation of a 16-year-old female student. Lewallen who has been a teacher at Norman North High School since 1996 and was the girl’s head basketball coach from 1997 to 2004 is accused of carrying on the relationship with the girl by taking her from school during lunch breaks. There are also allegations of sexual activities taking place both at the school and at Lewallen’s home.

To clarify an unbreakable rule here at the Stool: We do NOT advocate the seduction of underage female students by adult teachers. It's wrong and those who perpetrate such things are sick perverts and should be thrown into the Stoney Lonesome, post haste. If they're men. Female teachers, hey, everyone has urges.

The Grades:
Looks: Something about Vicky Lynn speaks to me. Like a low-rent Marisa Tomei. She's got that whole "world-weary recently divorced cougar who you'd have a chance with at the bar" thing going. Grade: B
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: I'm solidly against "rape" of any kind, but I have to admit I'm curious what "rape by instrumentation" means. I'm guessing the "instrument" in question isn't brass or woodwind, but probably phallic shaped and made of latex rubber. Grade: A
Intangibles: Taking the girl home during lunch breaks? Nice to see Lewallen doing her part for the school's "Hot Lunch" program. Grade: A
Overall: A-. Nice work, though I can't help feeling Vicky should've been helping out the boys at Norman North and now she'll never get the chance.