(I Regret Nothing!)

NYDailyNews.com - A subway perv with a 57-page rap sheet got lifetime parole when sprung from prison, but cops said it didn't keep him from molesting women on the crowded Lexington Ave. line. Serial sex sicko Freddie Johnson was busted for an astounding 53rd time Wednesday when cops caught him in the act on the No. 6 train.  The subway sicko brazenly claimed that pretty women should expect to get groped on trains. "When there's this many attractive women in the city and on the subways, don't they know [this will happen]?" asked Freddie Johnson in a disturbing jailhouse interview with the Daily News.  Johnson, 49, insisted he's never hurt anyone even though he's been arrested 53 times in a quarter-century-long fondling spree in the tubes.  Daphnie Fernandez, 42, of Brooklyn, who was targeted by Johnson three times before he was arrested in 2003, had a more succinct description.  "He's a creep!" she said. On the 6 line, commuters said it's no surprise Johnson performed his dirty tricks.  "The train is very crowded and you don't notice if someone is rubbing against you inappropriately," said Tiffany Williams, 24, of Parkchester, the Bronx.

You can say whatever you want about Freddie Johnson, but he kind of has a point.  I mean who do these chicks thing they are looking all hot and bothered while riding the Green Line?    You’re almost asking for a little bump n grind action.  So sorry if I don’t feel bad for Daphnie Fernandez who claims she’s been groped 3 times by this guy.    I mean whose fault is that?   Grind your dick into my ass once, shame on you. Grind your dick into my ass twice shame on me.    Grind you dick into my ass three times and that means I’m digging it.

PS – It doesn’t count as groping if the person you’re rubbing against doesn’t even feel it.   After all rubbing is racing.