Money.co.uk - A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order. Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

This is one of the most popular stories on the Internet right now, but I’m calling bullshit.   If this is true why isn’t there an article about it in any Texas Newspaper or website?  Makes no sense.    So I’m not going sit here and waste my time being hilarious when I don’t even think this is a real story.  I guess this just goes to prove that I’m like smarter than like 99% of the rest of the bloggers out there.   You’re not going to get catch me commenting on a fake story.   

PS – If this is real I take back everything I just said.