Random Thoughts – May 11th
Move Over Water Country. Here Comes Coco Key Resort

CocokeyResort.com - Coco Key Water Resort is New England’s newest attraction for all ages! Located 30 minutes North of Boston, Massachusetts this 65,000 sq. ft indoor water park was inspired by Key West, Florida – so the year round temperature here is always 84 〫degrees. CoCo Key features four slides - two body slides and two raft slides, an adventure river, activity pool with basketball, the Palm Grotto indoor/outdoor spa and the Parrot's Perch interactive water play center with slides and 300 gallon tipping bucket. Younger children will enjoy the Dip-In Theatre; a zero-entry pool with slides and a sail above to watch movies. Looking to unwind and have a meal or drink? Visit our Wet Rooster Bar, Pizza Hut and A & W or the TradeWinds Restaurant & Lounge inside the Sheraton Ferncroft. Don’t forget to stop by the Key Quest Arcade where children of all ages can challenge their skills on more than 60 interactive games. For the ultimate in relaxation rent a cabana for the day! These private rooms are equipped with a flat screen television, dining table and chairs, mini-refrigerator and additional seating. Cabanas available in standard (seats up to 6) and deluxe (seats up to 10).
Ferncroft opened an indoor Water Park? I don’t know why, but this strikes me as the weirdest thing of all time. It sounds like it is built for kids but at the same time they say it was inspired by Key West which is the least kid friendly place in the universe. Strange. I can’t decide whether I think this is a good idea or not. I mean if I had a family would I take them here? I could see kids thinking this is cool right? But you’d have to be out of your mind to be an adult and want to go to here. Unless of course you love swimming in piss. Plus who wants to go to an indoor water park in the summer? And who wants to go in the winter when you are all gross and out of shape? Or am I just over thinking this? Is this water park just code for an excuse to golf at Ferncroft and not have the family be mad at you? Anyway rate how long you think this water park will stay open. 1 for 1 year and 10 for 10+ years.






