Random Thoughts – May 13th
John Tomase Apology Letter
To Whom It May Concern:
As everybody knows by now, this past week Matt Walsh came forward and gave all his spygate tapes to the NFL. And unfortunately for me there was no tape of the Rams walk through practice before the 202 Superbowl. This of course is in direct conflict to the article that I wrote the day before this year’s Superbowl claiming that such a tape existed. An article that became the #1 story of the entire Superbowl week and put my name in lights. While the attention was great for me, this new revelation has obviously made me look like a total idiot and scumbag. Journalists, fans, and human rights advocates across the country have demanded that I stop being a pussy and come forward and explain myself. How could I publish an article that appears to be made up out of this air? If Matt Walsh wasn’t my anonymous source than who was it? Not only have I jeopardized my entire career but I am on the verge of putting the Herald out of business for good. Publications like Barstool Sports have called for a nationwide boycott until I am fired or suspended from my job. So in light of these recent developments, I have finally decided be a man and tell everybody my side of the story.