Kob.com - A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.  The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.  That’s when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Moya, had a knife.  “She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.  The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.  He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.  “She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

First of all, who watches porn with their girlfriend at 10:30 am on a Wednesday morning?  What a fucking life!   I’m totally jealous of this guy.      But don’t you think it’s a little late for this guy to play the role of the “victim” and complain that she shouldn’t even be around him when 10 seconds ago he was hooking up with her?  Also there is definitely more than meets the eye here.  I’m not convinced this guy wasn’t in the porno they were watching.    Chicks can recognize a dick that’s fucked them from a mile away.   I just don’t see her getting confused.   And if this guy was a porn star it would explain the lavish lifestyle and why he didn’t work on Wednesdays.   My guess is that he wanted to tell her about his gig and figured this would be the best way to do it.   Unfortunately Amanda took the news by stabbing him in the face.  You win some, you lose some.