Do people know what is happening this Thursday in Boston?    No?   Well it just may be the biggest event in the history of the city.   Yup, Topenga from Boy Meets World is going to be a guest bartender in McFadden’s from 9pm to 2am.  That’s right the chick that made Lance Bass go gay is coming to Beantown!    I will be there with bells on.   El Pres doesn’t miss a 50 year storm.  I can’t wait to see what Topenga looks like.   Is she going to be fat?  Is she going to be hot?  Is she going to want to date Boston’s preeminent smut publisher?   So many questions.   I literally can’t wait.   I’d suggest getting there early because nobody puts asses in the seats like Topenga.  I may camp outside and make it like Topangaville instead of Krzyzewskiville.