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May 11, 2008

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You've Been Youked!

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Everytime I turn on the Sox , Youk is going deep. He's got like 84 homers this past week. The guy is out of control. I love it. He better watch out because at this rate I'm going to make a tshirt out of him.

 

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— elpresidente, 3:34 pm | permalink | 16 comments

The above picture and the Pedroia-Holiday Inn t-shirt picture just tied for my favorite professional athlete binge-drinking candids.

ConnCollCamel, May 11 2008, 4:39 pm

Thank God for sabremetrics and moneyball, or Youk would be working construction, instead of flat out raking the ball... Greek God of Walks, indeed!

Almost makes you forget Lugo (not)

eddiefinn, May 11 2008, 5:29 pm

too bad they sent Lugo's replacement (Lowrie) down...the guy showed he's ready for the show...let's just hope that Lugo settles down with the errors and maybe they can unload him in the offseason...I know he's got the bad contract, but if the Sox believe in Lowrie they'd probably eat some of the contract to make room.

I had Youk on my fantasy team last year, but his price went up this year and I passed...big fucking mistake!

echoes, May 11 2008, 6:29 pm

Is it me or does it look like his arm is on backwards?

Baller84, May 11 2008, 6:54 pm

anyone just catch that F-Bomb by Youk in the dugout

showtime88, May 11 2008, 8:19 pm

Is it me or does it look like his arm is on backwards?
— Baller84, May 11 2008, 6:54 pm

haha, definitely looks like it.

ted from accounting, May 11 2008, 8:57 pm

There's a new phrase for when something goes wrong, instead of getting Munsoned, you got Lugo'd. As in "did you see that blown save last night, Papelbon got F'n Lugo'd"

robbyd, May 11 2008, 11:03 pm

YOUUUUUUK!!!
That is all.

txsoxfan, May 12 2008, 12:50 am

Also, are Lugo's lips turning purple? Maybe the Yankees will offer him a $30000000000000 contract.

txsoxfan, May 12 2008, 12:51 am

I have to admit I am a bit surprised with all of you guys! How many years will take you people to realize that Youk does this shit every fucking year. He comes out of the gate like a bat out of hell, hitting the shit out of anything over the dish. Then wham!! The All-Star break comes and his bat gets "Lugo'd" and this "greek god" trades his bat in for Crisp's wet noodle.

CPerault, May 12 2008, 7:37 am

too bad his fiancee is a huge whore.


I know, Im just jealous that I'll never be a millionaire, or bang Enza.

DotRat518, May 12 2008, 7:56 am

anyone just catch that F-Bomb by Youk in the dugout
— showtime88, May 11 2008, 8:19 pm

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YES. It was so blatant my wife asked me "did you just say FUCK?"

Old Scratch, May 12 2008, 8:55 am

Yes, an epic F-Bomb dropped by Youk last night. I thought ESPN was on a delay to prevent that. Morgan and Miller stammered through it as you'd expect. Almost a nice comeback last night.

Reynolds, May 12 2008, 9:02 am

The Sox should be frantically trying to contact my agent (if hes still alive?) Lugo is the anti-christ.

Pokey Reese, May 12 2008, 9:34 am

I can't even watch the Sox on ESPN's Sunday Night baseball. Those announcers are so brutal. How many tmes can Joe Morgan call Ellsbury, "Ellsworth." F'n idiot.

SamBgood, May 12 2008, 9:54 am

"too bad his fiancee is a huge whore."

You bet hope that Youk doesn't read that or he will start to cry and bitch and moan. Just like he did when someone said he was marrying up. Has the ugly bastard ever looked in a mirror!!!

vestry, May 12 2008, 1:02 pm

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