Reader Email

Every year in a little place called Abington (you may be familiar)
there is a glorious tournament of champions where the greatest
beerthletes in the world convene to partake in this one day event. You may be familiar with a drinking game called Beer Die where players sit down at opposite ends of a table and try to sink a die into an opponents cup - well we've put our own spin on the game and transformed it into a true sport. Every year we have a huge double elimination tournament in Abington - take a look at the newly created website - and this year we want Barstool Sports to come and get involved.

www.BrowniesBeerDieOpen.com

The tournament has been getting bigger every year as word has spread
and we've started to incorporate awards like the coveted "Diesman
Trophy" and cash prizes for the winners. I think any stoolie out there
would want to participate.

We're also hoping for cheerleaders this year but so far the Celtics
dancers, Pats cheerleaders, and the amateur night headliners from the
Foxy have turned us down...there's always Alex's.

He's been trying to get this televised by ESPN and sponsored by
Budweiser and has failed gracefully every time.
Let me know what you think.

Greg

Listen some people get invited to go to Celtics or Red Sox games with their clients and others like myself get invited to play in the Brownies Beer Die Open in the Abington Marsh Fields.   And frankly I’d have it no other way.  Now I’ve never played  Beer Die, but after studying the rules and watching the video I’m pretty sure I’d be a 5 tool player.  A natural if you will.  How can anybody be this good who came from nowhere?  Whatever he wants to throw he throws.   Plus I already beat Abingtion once for a state championship (13 year old Sr. Little League) so I see no reason why I can’t grab a couple guys and dominate again on their home turf.    And if I’m really lucky maybe a couple of the guys are Abington cops so I can schmooze and get my drivers license back.

PS – I can’t believe ESPN, Bud, the Pats Cheerleaders, the Celtics Dancers and the Foxy Lady “headliners”  said no to this star studded gala.      Talk about missing a huge marketing opportunity.     Seriously though every town should have an event like this.  It’s what makes America great.