Reader Email:

I know you've featured the dude in Downtown Crossing who feeds the pigeons and lets them land and shit all over him.  I didn't see what happened leading up to it,  but I saw him getting stuffed into the back of a cruiser.  He nor his pigeon constituents appeared to be too happy about it.

SS

This is shocking news! It could also signal Armageddon in Boston. I shutter to think what the pigeons will do in retaliation of this move. You think the Munich Olympics were bad? I got a feeling we haven't seen anything yet. You don't fuck with the pigeons in Downtown Crossing and expect them to go quietly. I got a feeling we're going to have a good old fashioned pigeon uprising on our hands. And you know what happens after a pigeon rebellion don't you? The bums start causing havoc because they figure if the pigeons can do it so can they. It's like a domino effect.