Well the Mass. Lottery has officially hit rock bottom with this one.  “Keno to Go” is their latest creation, which in my view is the lowest form of legalized gambling in the history of this country.  Not kidding.  Instead of picking numbers and rooting for them to hit the board ala regular Keno, you just pick numbers and go home!  What the fuck is that?  No instant gratification, no screaming at the TV, no nothing.  It literally can’t get any worse than this.  It just can’t.  I mean you’d have to be what experts call a “pure degenerate” to partake in this form of gambling.  First of all the people who play “Keno to Go” in all likelihood don’t even have access to the Internet, they’re simply going to pick the numbers, loiter for 5 minutes, then try to cash the ticket.  If they win, great!  If they lose, they just continue on with their lives.   Barstool Undercover snapped this picture at the Park Street T-Stop and actually considered betting because it was taking so long for his fucking train.  Instead he just bought a $5 scratch ticket (lose), waited not-so-patiently for his train and went home.