I got an email yesterday from a local guy whose buddy had invented Poolside Pong. I'm glad he contacted me because it has finally kicked me in the ass to start a new feature on Barstool Sports that I’ve been meaning to do forever.   Basically we are going to offer a free half page ad in the print edition of Barstool Sports as well as a blog  on www.barstoolsports.com for any Stoolies that are trying to start a company.     Because I know from experience that trying to do something your own with no money and no way to get the word out can suck balls.    Now here are the only rules for consideration.   

1.      First I got to think your idea is mildly interesting.

2.      You can’t have paid for ads anywhere ever.    If you wasted all your money in Stuff@Night don’t cry to me and expect free shit now.

3.      I can’t consider it competition for the Stool.   For example if you’re selling Straight Cash Homey II shirts we’re not going put it up there.

I guess that’s pretty much it.  So if you’re trying to start a company and want us to profile you and get a free ad in Barstool Sports send us an email to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

Now as far as this pool pong thing goes, I got to admit I’m a little disappointed.   (Just because we profile you doesn’t mean we’re going to suck your dick and say you have the best invention of all time)   The raft for this beer pong float is WAY too small.    I don’t want to be able to dunk in Beirut.    You have to make this thing regulation size don’t you?    So I give this guy an A for the idea and a D+ for execution.    Unless of course the chick on the right comes with it. Then all bets are off.