Random Thoughts

How many three's can you huck up in the last 3 minutes of a game without even trying to get the ball to the supposed MVP of the league? I think Antoine even shot a couple of those. Complain all you want about the refs, but that was a PATHETIC performance down the stretch. PATHETIC.

On the bright side I'm happy for Marie. She should never be disappointed one day in her life.

In the one corner we got Peyton Manning who tries to act like he is the best human being on the planet despite the fact that everybody who knows him hates his ass. (PS - The Manning family sued Youtube and made them take down the video of him getting in a fight with his offensive lineman)

In the other corner we have his favorite target Marvin Harrison (the silent assassin) who never says anything, but goes out and shoots people for a living. Hmm, tough call. I think I got to give the edge to Peyton Manning just because he is such a fraud. Listen if you want to be an asshole at least be man enough to admit it. Regardless it's great to see the Colts living up to their image as God's team while the hideous Patriots continue to be considered two steps below the devil for taping the Jets defensive signals.

Vote 1 for Peyton "fraud" Manning and 10 for Marvin "Shoot Em Up" Harrison

Introducing Mandy from Fall River.    Great way to end a great week of smokeshows.  Thanks to everybody who is submitting girls.   Keep em coming to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

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I've been trying to post this video all freaking day because it's hilarious, but I couldn't get it to work and my tech guy is ignoring my phone calls. So I've caved and decided to just link to it. You must watch the whole thing. What the hell is going on at the 41 second mark? Was this guy putting the moves on the blond or what? Did he forget he was on TV? . Or did he think he was still petting the dog when he was sneaky fingering this lady? Tough call. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because I love dogs and anybody who loves dogs is okay by me.

Vote 1 for Sexual Harassment and 10 for Innocent mistake

Thanks to Steve for the clip

It's such a shame Marie will be crying in her soup tonight. I hate to see pretty girls get all upset.

Iron Man opens this weekend. And call me a nerd, but I'll be damned if the sun will come up Monday morning without me having seen it. We are living in the Golden Age of comic book superhero movies, and they've got the formula almost perfected. Troubled loner looking for his purpose in life. Discovers he has powers. Uses them to do good, help those who need help, and most importantly, score chicks. Every superhero movie has to have the love interest, and Iron Man's appears to Leslie Bibb, who played Ricky Bobby's wife.

Not a bad choice; she was cute in Talledega Nights, but I'm not sure if she's worthy of cracking the Superhero Movie Girlfriend Top Ten list:

10. Michelle Pfeiffer, Catwoman, Batman Returns

The kinky, cross-species near-mating scene between Catwoman and Batman made the suits at Warner Bros. throw up in their mouths, which hastened Tim Burton's departure and the arrival of the abominable Joel Schumaker for the last two sequels. Still, it was worth it.

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The only bad thing about sending the Hawks fishing tonight is that this will be the last time we get to see this Hawks groupie who sits courtside at every game. So hot! Anybody know who this is? I feel like we need to do a better tribute to her before she disappears.

- thanks to Scott for the photos who has been on me to talk about her since 30 seconds into Game 1 of this series

People can say whatever they want about Lindsay Lohan. You can call her a slut, whore, bitch, drunk, blah, blah, blah. But for my money she is still the definition of what a movie star should look like. I mean this is a hot ass picture.

(photo from bostonherald.com)

Oh what it must be like to be rich and creepy. This photo is from Wednesday's Celtics game. So here is the million dollar question. Which one of these Red Sox owners/divorcee's do you think fucked the blond after the game? My guess is that John Henry invited her, but then froze up and Tom Werner swooped in wooing her with tales of the Cosby Show and Roseanne. So my vote goes to Werner.

PS - I love how everybody in this photo is looking at the jumbotron except John Henry who is staring straight ahead in his own little world. Just seems right.

Double PS - If this blond is somebody I should know or is married to somebody famous please disregard everything I said in this blog

Vote 1 for Henry and 10 for Werner

It almost defies all logic that there hasn't been a video released of this yet. But I guess it just goes to prove I was right all along. Tyler Hansbrough and the ACC are totally overrated. Guy can't even jump into a pool right. How about taking off your socks dude.

Myfoxphoenix.com - The sidelines at Arizona State University sporting events will look a little different next season. The school has cut its cheerleading squad after 'inappropriate' photos were found on The Dirty, a campus blog.  The school's athletic director, Lisa Love, made the decision Thursday evening. The pictures on the blog featured 6 of the cheerleaders wearing bras and panties.

God damn this is some harsh punishment.   Since when is it illegal for chicks with great asses to pose for pictures?  That’s what America is all about!  It’s what separates us from them.    I don’t want to live in a country where sluts can’t have the freedom to act like sluts.  Isn’t that one of our Constitutional Amendments or something?  It’s like I went to sleep one night and woke up in Bangladesh.    More importantly does this now mean that Curry College also has to cut their cheerleading program after these photos surfaced on Don Chavez.com?     Because that will just be the last straw.  No Curry Cheerleaders? No thanks!

(story via biglead)

A reader sent in this email of a car spotted at his office in Andover yesterday. No word if it was parked in the Scouts Inc parking lot. Regardless, I will give a free Barstool Hat to anybody who can supply a picture of the MILF who owns this truck. Do you think she is hot? I feel like you better a certified smokeshow if you're driving around with a MILF license plate. But at the same time it is a NH plate and it is a truck. That's a very unmilflike combination. If it was a Land Rover I'd be doing a door to door search as we speak.

Dallasnews.com - A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said. Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.  The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion. Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Here is a silly question.  If you’re going to try and cash a $360 billion dollar check why wouldn’t you at least make it out to yourself?  Kind of seems like a no brainer right?   I mean nothing raises the red flag on a fake 360 million dollar check like not having your name on it.   Guy probably would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for this oversight.    I guess this just goes to prove there is no such thing as the perfect crime.

I don't even know if Whitney is hot anymore, but I'd still marry the shit out her in two seconds. I want to fuck Audrina, slap LC and marry Whitney. And I'm just apathetic towards Heidi which is the worse of all three emotions.

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