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ATHENS, Greece - A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos and the world's gay women.

Three islanders from Lesbos — home of the ancient poet Sappho, who praised love between women — have taken a gay rights group to court for using the word lesbian in its name.

One of the plaintiffs said Wednesday that the name of the association, Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece, "insults the identity" of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.

"My sister can't say she is a Lesbian," said Dimitris Lambrou. "Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos," he said.

The three plaintiffs are seeking to have the group barred from using "lesbian" in its name and filed a lawsuit on April 10. The other two plaintiffs are women.

"This is not an aggressive act against gay women," Lambrou said. "Let them visit Lesbosand get married and whatever they like. We just want (the group) to remove the word lesbian from their title."

You’ve got Marbury v. Madison… Brown v. Board of Education... Kramer v. Kramer, and now this: Actual Lesbians v. Chicks Who Like to Dyke Out.  I mean you know it had to come to this at some point, it’s been building up for centuries.  There was just no way actual Lesbians could tolerate this type of behavior anymore (see above) and not reap the benefits like you and I.   That would be like coming from the island of Dorito or something.  Blowjob, Wisconsin.  You could make an argument for a variety of places, but the point is nobody has been exploited the past 3000 years like actual Lesbians.  Well maybe Jets fans. Anyway who do the Stoolies side with in this lesbian legal battle?

Vote 1 for actual, native lesbians from the Greek Isle of Lesbos. Vote 10 for chicks who like to dyke out (see above, again).