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Random Thoughts – April 30th


Bride Catches Fire At Her Wedding

I don’t pretend to be an expert on what to do if you catch fire, but I’m pretty sure that the manual doesn’t say to have some dude in jeans come out of nowhere and start whipping the fire with his shirt.    Although truth be told I’m not even sure that was his own shirt he was using to fan the flames.  He seems like the type of guy who may have showed up shirtless to the Wedding to begin with.     Also I love the guy who fakes like he can’t get his shirt off for like half an hour.  Dude just admit that you want nothing to do with this blaze.      I ain’t mad at ya.  

PS – Who were all those people sitting around at the tables as the bride got whisked out of the room?  Was this a public wedding?  They didn’t look dressed for a formal affair.

— elpresidente, 12:15 pm | permalink | 26 comments