Who would have thunk that the quote of the year on Barstool Sports would come from some 7 year old fat kid? That's what makes blogging great I tell ya. You just never know what the day is going to bring.

"It's fun to do bad things. I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend"

Ha! Ha! Ha! I fucking love this kid. Get Latarian a movie deal already! And I want his sidekick who smokes "real" cigarettes in it too. He sounds like the next Wade Garrett if you ask me. This is totally going to be my defense when I have my hearing in two weeks to get my drivers license back.

Judge: "Sir why do you have so many moviing violations?

El Pres - "It's fun to do bad things. I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend"

PS - Since when did the United States become China? Don't you think making this kid skip video games for a whole weekend is a little bit extreme?