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Random Thoughts – April 29th


Why Isn't Tommy Heinson Calling All The Playoff Games?

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Everybody and their grandmother are blaming me for the Celtics Game 4 loss because I made them my mortal lock.  Well I don’t believe in jinxes, hexes and all that other voodoo bullshit.  Instead I blame the loss on Donny Marshall.  Why the fuck isn’t Tommy Heinson calling these games?   Yeah I know he’s old, but this is the playoffs.   Marshall probably knee capped him or something.  Listen I don’t care whether I need to stick Heinson in a wheel barrel and push him to Atlanta myself.   He needs to go to these road playoff games from now on.  No more fucking Donny Marshall.   This shit may fly in the regular season but not in the playoffs.   There is just something not right about the guy.    Maybe it’s the fact he acts like he was a 9 time all star or something.  Dude, you were a poor man’s Jake Voskuhl at best.     Now would you please fucking get pissed when Garnett gets head butted instead of just sitting there with a thumb in your ass reminiscing how something similar happened when you were riding the pine in New Jersey.    So if you want to blame anybody blame him not me.  Or maybe blame the entire Celtics defense for the fact Joe Johnson went 1 on 5 like 10 straight trips and scored every time.   But if you really think I'm the problem then the Celts are in deep shit. Because I can tell you right now I'm betting the fucking house on them Wednesday Night.

— elpresidente, 10:25 am | permalink | 24 comments