I know that when things go bad like they they did last night there is only one thing that can cheer me up. And that's some good old fashioned patriotic photos of Spenser and Heidi in Washington DC. It's enough to give me goosebumps. Seriously I'm not even going to pretend to understand what is going on here. Heidi and Spenser operate on like a totally different level from every other F list celebrity on the planet. I'm totally confused on whether they realize they are a joke and are just playing up on that fact or whether they think people take them seriously and are doing this type of shit for real. Either way they are fascinating to me.

PS - Can we get more of Brody's girlfriend Cora Skinner on the Hills please? Yikes! Hey LC good luck competing with this you little bitch. This is what you get for beings such a cunt to Audrina. You better run your ass back to Steven. Slut!!! Slut!!!! I fucking love the Hills.