Mindy McCready Pre Roger Clemens

Mindy McCready Post Roger Clemens

NYDailyNews.com - Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.   During another Big Apple excursion, the two holed up in the trendy SoHo Grand and later partied with Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan.

Suddenly the steroid thing doesn’t seem so bad anymore huh?   Poor Debbie Clemens. It’s been a tough couple months for her.  First she gets busted for doing steroids and now she finds out that not only is her husband a pedophile, but he has two wives.   Because let’s call a spade a spade.  If you’re banging a chick for 10 years that’s not an affair.  That’s a spouse.   Not to mention the fact that the Rocket was putting the screws to Mindy McCready when she was only 15.  Isn’t that rape?   Where is Law and Order SUV when you need them?        

PS – Who hasn’t Monica Lewinsky partied with?    I totally got to get her to a Stool event.