Everybody who says I don't work hard can kiss my ass. A reader texted me this video on my cell phone. Yeah, I give out my cell phone number to our readers. Find another CEO of a major metropolitan newspaper who does that. Anyway, in order to get this on our site I had to download all this crap and buy Quicktime Pro for 30 bucks. The whole process took me like 2 hours. All for what? So the Stoolies could see this chick giving a handjob in the Sox game yesterday. I just couldn't let this clip fade into Bolivian so I put on my techie hat and went to work. Bottom line is that nobody gets away with giving a handjob at a Sox game without having it end up on the Stool. At least not on my watch.

PS - How did Orsillo and Remy not mention this? Anytime a fan gets caught getting their dick fondled at a baseball game you need to at least mention it right?

"Hey looks like this couple is a little too excited about the Drays sweep."

That's all we're looking for. Is that too much to ask?