Random Thoughts

Introducing Stacey from Abington and apparent BU student.  Now I know what you’re thinking because I’m thinking it too.  This girl is so hot that she has to be fake right? I mean how can this girl exist in Abington and I don’t know about her.   The only thing this reminds me of is when Hammerhead Hagon was training underneath Honey Roy Palmer’s Gym in Diggstown and he had no clue what was going on.    Bottom-line is that if this girl exists we will have her on a cover within 2 months.  If she’s fake than I need to start being more suspicious of smokeshow nominations.

Do you know any real smokeshows?   Please send them our way at randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

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MONTREAL - The conclusion kind of stunk, but that doesn’t diminish in the slightest the magnificent season the overachieving Bruins [team stats] produced - a year few NHL observers believed possible. -The Herald

MONTREAL - As the 2007-08 Bruins filed out of the visitors' dressing room at the Bell Centre for one final time last night...[their] captivating, hard-hitting, longer-than-expected season had come to an end. To a man, they noted how proud they were of each other. -The Globe

I really hate to be the one to turn on the lights and ruin the circle jerk here, but isn't this celebration of the Bruins' almost successful, practically inspirational, non-victory a little excessive? When do they fire up the duck boats? Aren't we the City of Champions? Since when do we champion mediocrity? When did we start using words like "magnificent" to describe a season where you squeak into the 16th playoff spot then go one-and-done?

I'm not a hockey hater. There was a time when the Bruins were the most important thing in my life. Nor am I saying I've sworn them off for good like in "Rudy" when Pete says "Frank, you used to like Notre Dame" and Frank says "Yeah, I used to collect baseball cards too." I want the B's to be good again. But not so badly that I'm ready to take an almost comeback in an opening round defeat and compare them to Rocky Balboa like the Globe did today. I'm not trying to be a dick by saying a team has to win a title or the season is a failure, but pardon me if I'm not running out to buy a "Took the Canadiens to a 7th Game" t-shirt either.

Vote 1 for the season sucked and 10 for it was magnificent

Bostonherald.com - A star Boston College defensive end was charged with on-campus sexual assault and breaking and entering early yesterday morning. Brady Smith, 20, of Finksburg, Md., is a junior at the college and started 12 games last year during the team’s 11-3 season.

Just another day at the Heights.  If the Superfans aren’t beating people up at The Greatest Bar then they are getting charged with breaking and entering and sexually assaulting people.  It's so sad.   For all this talk about academic requirements maybe they should start concentrating more on the moral requirements needed to get in to BC.    Yeah I know they have a 37 game Cheerio Bowl winning streak to protect, but isn’t the safety of the community just a little bit more important than recruiting these thugs so they can win meaningless Bowl games?    

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The Herald posted some different pictures of Boston's newest sensation Randi Goldklank. (AKA - The GM of WHDH who freaked out at Logan Airport last night and then tried to suck some State Trooper dick to get out of it) Anyway I think it's fair to say that the reason she was in such a foul mood was because of her hair cut. What is going on in that first picture? I'd be drinking myself silly too if that was me.

PS - You got to love this quote from an article last year on Goldklank when she first got the job.

(Consider Leonardo DiCarprio's girlfriend Bar Rafaeli as good as prego if he even thinks about drunk dialing Gisele)

National Ledger.com - Is it time for New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady to start worrying about something other than blitzing linebackers?  Is Leonardo DiCaprio getting ready to put a speed rush on Brady gal Gisele Bundchen? A report from Star magazine notes that even though Leonardo DiCaprio is hot and heavy with Israeli model Bar Refaeli, he still carries a torch for ex-girlfriend Gisele Bundchen, a report published in this week's magazine claims. According to a source cited by Star, the 33-year-old calls Gisele, 27, after he's had few too many drinks.  Is Leo really drunk dialing Gisele?  That what the claim is from the source. 

Is this article really asking whether Tom Brady is worried about Leonardo DiCarprio stealing back Gisele?    Ha! Ha! Ha!   Listen dude, actors don’t steal girlfriends from NFL QB’s unless we’re talking about one of the Manning brothers who are so ugly they make girls fake gay.  So I don’t believe this story for a second.   I mean if you were Leonardo DiCarprio would you drunk dial Gisele?   The only think that is going to accomplish is to piss off Tom Brady.   And then next thing you know he’s going to be balls deep in Bar Rafaeli writing his initial on her tits with his jizz.    Everybody knows this.  Even little Leonardo DiCaprio.   This is why I hate gossip magazines. They just make shit up out of the blue.

On a totally different note have people noticed how frequently we've been updating the blog lately? If there was a blogging Purple Heart the Stool would totally get it.

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Boston.com - The general manager of WHDH Channel 7 was arrested after an allegedly drunken, obscenity-laced tirade at Logan International Airport in which she threatened to call a news crew and put a State Trooper "on TV and ruin [his] life," according to a police report.  Randi Goldklank flailed her arms and screamed at State Police when they took her into custody after her Delta flight landed Sunday night, according to the report. "I'm a bigshot in Boston and I'll have you're [expletive] jobs," Goldklank told the troopers, according to the report. "You think you're a [expletive] tough guy, just you watch and see what the [expletive] happens to you when I get out of here." Goldklank defended her behavior to the Boston Herald Monday night and told the paper she was inappropriately touched by a male passenger seated beside her. There was no mention of the male passenger in the State Police report. Trooper Eric Benson, a department spokesman, said this morning that “there has been no complaint made to the State Police alleging any such improper contact.” According to the report, she was overheard by police telling medical personnel that she had had "about three dozen drinks." Goldklank smelled of alcohol and was so intoxicated that police had difficulty booking her, the report stated. But then Goldklank's tone shifted.  "The defendants demeanor changed and she became quiet," the report says. "After a few minutes she leaned toward Sergeant Luce and stated, 'You think I’m cute and I think you're cute, just drive me home.' "

You got to love alpha females.  They are such a riot.   But I’m not going to sit here and throw stones at glass houses.  What big shot in Boston hasn’t been in this situation?   I know that whenever I’m in trouble with the law I always threaten to ruin people’s lives by lighting them up on the blog.    But what I’ve learned over time is that this type of behavior usually just gets the Astrovan towed, my license suspended and angry dads in my driveway.    Anyway, speaking of my license being suspended I’m totally going to steal this chick’s line once I can’t drive anymore.

“You think I’m cute and I think you’re cute, just drive me home”

It’s perfect!   What chick will be able to resist that? Granted I’m not cute ,but neither is this broad so it may work.

PS – Does being the GM at Channel 7 make you a big shot in Boston?  Vote 1 for no and 10 for yes?

Some bloggers may make fun of this picture of Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson making out, but not me. I'd cut off my right arm to have wild blue frosting sex with her ass. In fact if Jessica Simpson told me that I had to get a tattoo of Blue Man Group on my dick to hook up with her I'd do it in a heartbeat. She's that hot.

- Dmagazine

I’m sure everybody is sick and tired of talking about the hockey game last night.  But in case you didn’t hear the Bruins got their ass whooped and then the entire city of Montreal went totally Northeastern and tore the city apart.    The only reason I mention this is because it reminded me of an article that Peter Gelzinis of the Boston Herald wrote after Game 4 when a Bruins fan beat the shit out of a Canadians fan after the game.Essentially Gelzinis made it seem like the actions of one asshole somehow reflected the overall attitude of Boston.    That our city was filled with thugs and punks who made a living out of beating the shit out of opposing fans.    When I first read the article I wanted to puke.  It was yellow journalism at it’s finest.   I’m not condoning the attack or what happened, but to somehow take the actions of one individual and say it represents an entire city is reprehensible.     Especially the way Gelzinis tried to portray Montreal fans as these innocent creatures from the Great White North.    Well newsflash.   Montreal fans are fucking out of control.     They just rampaged their city after a round 1 victory of the NHL playoffs.    We’ve never had a riot like that and we having been winning World Championships like they are going out of style.   So yeah, Boston has some total assholes in it.    What city doesn’t?    But when you compare us to other major cities I’d say we’re as good as it gets in terms of fan behavior.    So next time a Boston fan does something stupid how about not saying the entire city sucks based on the actions of one fool.   Is that too much to ask?

(I shrunk the above picture down so we wouldn't see dick)

Man T.O is everywhere. One second he's crying on National television. The next second he is at the US Open and then two seconds later he is stumbling onto the set of a Bang Brothers video. (OBVIOUSLY NSFW) What can't this guy do? I love the smile he has going here too. Do you think he knew what was going on when he walked up to this car or he just thought he had a chance of getting laid? Regardless it's pretty funny. I just hope he doesn't show up on Red Tube or In The VIP because I don't want to see him naked. I need to keep a separation between church and state. I don't want to know any of the dudes that star in my pornos.

PS - This picture just proves how self absorbed porn stars are. Hey slut that's Terrell Owens walking down the street. Stop flashing your ass at the camera and say hello. So rude.

(Withleather)

Dude, have some pride. Once you drop the ball don't sit there and beg for it back. Just cut your losses and sit down.

BOSTON -- A man was caught groping a woman on a Dudley Station train Sunday, not long after the MBTA launched a harassment awareness campaign.  44-year-old William H. Crenshaw was arrested after he approached the victim and started threatening her.  The victim was attempting to exit the train when Crenshaw grabbed her buttocks. Transit Police Officers arrived at the scene upon hearing the victim scream.  Crenshaw was charged with indecent assault and battery. He will be arraigned in Roxbury District on Tuesday. The MBTA recently launched a public service campaign to increase awareness of sexual harassment on public transit.  Ads like the one reading, "Rub against me and I'll expose you," were unveiled in several MBTA train stations last week.

Listen I’m not saying that this lady didn’t get her buttocks groped.    But at the same time this story stinks to high heaven.  First of all, if you are going to grab a chicks ass on the subway why would you ever waste your time on this girl?   I mean this woman looks like one of those girls at a bar that you accidentally bump into because she is too fat to avoid and then she gives you the death glare like you tried to roofy her or something.  Second of all, I know that when I grab a random chicks ass I don’t stick around for the fireworks afterwords.  Especially if they scream.  Yet this guy got right in this woman's face.    Who does that?    That’s not the behavior of somebody who just snuck in an ass grab.  You grope it and then you get the hell out of there.  Everybody knows that. The only reason I can think of as to why he stuck around is because he was insulted that this lady insinuated that he groped her ass in the first place.   And I can understand how that would be upsetting.    So before I throw the book at this guy I’d need to hear more details of this case because to me the pieces don’t add up.   It just sounds like McCarthyism at it’s finest.  The MBTA needed to make an example out of an ass groper and this guy was an easy target.

I was waiting for Chara and Thomas to square off like this last night, but I digress. I hate criticizing amateur videographers, but god damn this was some bad camera work. How do you expect to create an award winning youtube when you pan away from a fight between a goalie and his defenseman to show the scoreboard? I almost didn't want to post this video because I thought it would be rewarding poor youtubesmanship, but I caved in at the end.

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