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Anybody Got An Extra Ticket For Tonight's Sox Game?
Craigslist - Sox Girl - anyone have an extra tix ? - w4m - 28 (Bawstin)
Reply to: pers-647424196@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-18, 4:58PM EDT
This healthy Sox girl would be VERY appreciative if anyone has a extra tix to the game tonight. I have two very big reasons why you should take me :)
Just in case people are wondering whenever a chick writes that she'll be "VERY appreciative" and capitalizes the word "VERY" on Craigslist that pretty much guarantees Anal sex after the game. The only catch is that when she doesn't include a head shot of herself that means there is an 89% chance the chick is a dude and you'll be the one getting a dick stuffed in you Pulp Fiction style. But hey that still gives you an 11% chance of having this be a girl right? So hurry up. First pitch is less than an hour away.
29 Inch Woman Gives Birth (In India Obviously)
BHOPAL: An 18-year-old girl, just two-and-a-half feet tall, gave birth to a baby boy in the district hospital of Chhindwara in south Madhya Pradesh. "What made the case special were the parents of the child. Not only is the mother a dwarf, the father is crippled by polio. He can only crawl and drag himself on the ground," Dr P K Shrivastava, the surgeon who led the operation, told TOI . "Given her small physique, anaesthesia and surgery were a challenge."
Only in India baby! I mean if it’s not one thing, it’s something else. Two faced babies, tree men, 29 inch chicks. What don’t they have? Anyway, this must have been some serious hot ass sex between the polio dude and the dwarf. Their passion probably lit the entire village on fire. I guess it just goes to prove the old adage true that "small packages yield big erections"
Best Rant Ever? Guy Is Not Happy with City Officials In New York Digging Up Ortiz Shirt
"The prostitue that prostitued Elliot Spitzer hasn't been charged with anything"
- Thanks to Joe for the link
Allison Stokke Has Put on Weight
These are the latest pictures out of Berkeley of Allison Stokke. I almost didn't post them because I think it's crazy how people get a stock photo of her nowadays and think they figured out who killed JFK. Anyway I first saw these on SportsbyBrooks, but there were a million other websites out there claiming that they "discovered" these photos.
Before:
If The Celtics Win the Championship Does That Make Up For the Pats Losing The Superbowl?
I have been pondering the following question for the last couple days. If the Celtics win championship this year does that make up for the fact that the Pats choked away the Superbowl? As crazy at it sounds I think the answer is yes. I kind of look at professional sports in Boston as a group effort. The Celtics, Red Sox and Patriots and to a lesser degree the Bruins are all in this thing together. Their job is to win championships and make the rest of America our bitch. So yeah while the Pats losing the Superbowl definitely sucked, if the Celts win the title, that loss will be nothing more than a bump in the road. We just had to push back the parade a couple months. No big deal. I mean we’re still collecting championships at warp speed. The Red Sox are still the team of the century in baseball. The Patriots are still the team of the century in football. And the Celtics will be back in their rightful spot as the best franchise in the history of the NBA. It’s really unbelievable when you think about it. I mean how one city can dominate the rest of the world like we do. It must be so frustrating to be a sports fan and not live in Boston. We’re like the Roman Empire for god sakes. It's no wonder the rest of the country hates us. I’d hate Boston to if I didn’t live here. Everybody is jealous of us because they want to be us. And nothing will reinforce this fact more than the Celts hanging banner #17 from the rafters this year.
PS - Are the Celtics really selling Atlantic Division Champion shirts? This is almost as bad as the UMass selling NIT runner up shirts. You have to be a total nutbag to buy one of these. On the flip side of the coin you have to be a total nutbag not to buy one of our Kevin McHale 6th Man of the Year shirts.
"Real World Hollywood" Dudes Watching Themselves on the Premiere
Reason #28270 why the Real World sucks now. Act like you've been on a reality show before, damn it. You would've never seen anybody from the first 2-3 casts celebrate like this for just seeing themselves on TV. Well, maybe Tammy aka the former Mrs. Kenny Anderson. That bitch was crazy.
B's Game 5 Playoff Blog
Save your horn-honking, flag-waving, and street-dancing for another time, Frenchy. And a nice FU to the local haters, who waste an awful lot of their breath and words for something they allegedly despise (or they're just too young to know what Bs vs. Habs in playoffs means).
Needing a win to survive, the never-quit Bs, who have been behind more eight-balls this season than a third-shift King Arthur's stripper, rode four 3rd period goals and another stellar Tim Thomas effort en route to a 5-1 shellacking in Montreal, forcing a monumental Game Six Saturday night at North Station on Saturday. A win by the Bs would force Game Seven in Montreal Monday night.
Another School Outlaws Tag
Washingtonpost.com - A playground pastime is getting a timeout this spring at a McLean elementary school. Robyn Hooker, principal of Kent Gardens Elementary School, has told students they may no longer play tag during recess after determining that the game of chasing, dodging and yelling "You're it!" had gotten out of hand. Hooker explained to parents in a letter this month that tag had become a game "of intense aggression."This is not the old-fashioned tag, where you could use two fingers and you would be it and move on to someone else," Hooker said. The game, she said, has become much more aggressive. "I call it the nouveau tag." This tag involves grabbing people who do not necessarily know they are playing and possibly bumping them to the ground. "Then the kids do 'pyramiding' or 'towering.' They pile on each other. [Sometimes] they call it 'jailhouse' or 'jailbreak,' " because the child has to break out, she said.
No tag huh? Why stop there? Why don’t we just outlaw kids from walking from now on? We can just put them in gigantic bubbles and roll them around from place to place. This way nobody gets hurt. And while we’re at it we should eliminate all competitive sports so kids who suck don’t get their feelings hurt. It will be great. The United States will be a huge pussy utopia filled with kids who have never fallen down, never lost at anything in their life and never been told their wrong. And then eventually these kids will grow into incompetent adults who don’t even know how to tie their shoes and Canada will invade our asses and put us out of our misery.
PS- This principal needs to wake the fuck up. Tag doesn’t involve knocking down kids who aren’t playing and then pig piling them. Maybe this bitch should worry about disciplining the kids who do this type of shit instead of just canceling the entire game. Just a thought.
This is why democrats suck.
In this day and age, they should be happy the kids are playing tag rather than giving each other oral.
In unrelated news, I just bought my ticket package for Revs @ NJ/NY Red Bulls for tomorrow night - true story.
Hey Gary, you know how I know you're gay?
Because I let you buy me a drink at Tequila Rain last night?
The kids were taking dives after watching too many Habs games.
actually Tag these days is a lil rougher than we remember it guys. Guaranteed some kid gets hurt EVERYTIME from running into slides, road rash, kids pulling and scratching at each other. Think Road Rules meets Sesame Street...vicious lil bunch seriously
btw check this out: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
heh....Hooker
macfunden....I was honest with the questions and I got 19. Is that good? bad?
If the kids turn 'tag' into 'muckle the guy with the ball' then so fucking be it. If a kid gets nailed that didn't want to play, punish the bully whose being a punk. This is what happens when soccer-mommies rule the roost. Where are the dads stepping in here to get some semblance of order back in our kids lives? Someone needs to play a healthy round of "Tag" with that principal cunt.
Fucking Democrats.
Mclean is a pampered suburb of D.C. and this is not surprising.
Fucking Yuppies that have grown up to be big pussies.
Actually, McLean, VA, is in the state's 10th congressional district, which is currently represented by Republican Congressman Frank Wolf, who won his most recent reelection by a 59-41 margin. But politics aside...
Don't blame the Democrats. It's a rich suburb. Blame dumbass kids, teachers, soccer moms and out of touch administrators.
At least Republicans have the sense to fix this issue with the 10 Commandments...
I mean 11 Commandments:
"Thou shall not covet some kinky gay airport sex..." just made the list.
I just found out my town's Little League will not keep score in any game until the kids hit the "majors" (10-12 years old). What bullshit. You play to win the game, not to make sure everyone goes home happy. I'm keeping my own score at my kid's game to tell him if he won or lost - he's not growing up to be a pussy.
BTW I'm now also looking to move to a real town.
If they're not keeping score, how do they know whether or not the home team has to bat in the last frame?
Seems like an impractical way to make the kids feel good. Better to pass out Little Debbie snacks and beers to the kids after the game.
The thing about this is, is what age? Elementary kids who "cry" or whatever, are usually just looking for some type of attention. (Mostly, due to the fact that they aren't getting any from home) This is FACT. Problem is, the new age hippy types keep thinking they need to be "nutured" which we all know is a crock of shit. This right here is typical. I am completely unboard with this. My PE kids play Dodgeball/tag, all the good games, and they freaking love it. The key to this, is to make sure dangerous plays are not allowed, (ie, headshots mean you're still in the game, and the headshooter is out for a minute or two)
Are kids going to get hurt? yes.
Are they "Seriously" hurt? NO. It's always the same kid crying, and I've found that if you let them cry it out, it'll be less then two minutes of ignoring them, and they are right as rain. (I SHIT YOU NOT)
CStudio,
I do disagree with you...8 & 9 year olds don't need to "Play to Win the game" as you say. While I don't think "Not keeping score" is the answer, I think it's more about controlling the "running it up" factor. That, and keeping intelligent coaches/responsible adults in charge, and not whacked out parents who are trying to recapture the 1985 district finals that that they were on the bench for.
Democrats? I'm a Democrat and also teach PE. Not only do we play Dodgeball but head shots are encouraged. Ignorant statement.
What type of dodgeball are you using? Headshots always mean the water works with the rubber balls...(there is a "ducking" provision to the headshot rule...headshots have to be the kid who's not looking, and there are idiots who look the wrong way from where the balls are flying, that get jacked)
BlackDog,
Once we hit middle school, I always found dodgeball shots to balls more amusing than the head shots.
Ntown23
Thats a lil south of average. You probably have kids or at least like them so you show a lil mercy. One mild mannered chick I know was at 45..its always the quiet ones...
fucking amateurs! Back in the glory days of 3rd grade, circa 1988, fucking loved dodgeball and punishing the weak. Kid in my class regularly pissed his pants like 1-2 times a week, in third fucking grade, so naturally we piled it on to this kid. He was the type of kid that ran back and forth from side to side behind everybody wanting no part of the action. One particular day I launched a ball at his feet and up ended the poor bastard. Fucker got a concussion and got to miss a week of school. I recieved 0 punishment and a thank you from the kid for him getting to miss school.
Today I would have been suspended, possible felony charges, and banned from dodgeball. Our nation is becoming filled with a bunch of pussies
Wow, now I'm embarrassed. Hopefully she was embellishing a few of her answers for comedy's sake. I'm 6'4 too.......
Holy shit. Did we just witness someone (rukiddingme08) re-living their 3rd grade dodgeball glory days? Awesome.
Cstudio............ you dont have to even keep the score yourself the kids will. My daughter played in one of those fucking communist soccer leagues with no scores. The kids all knew the score just the tree-hugging pinko fag parents didnt.
BlackDog is a state worker AND a proud democrat. Shocking.
What's next? Should we ban reading from schools because some kids are better and faster than others at it? I thought the whole reason for elementary school was to shine the glaring light of reality on kids abilities. If you suck at sports but are a star Mathelete, you are going to begin transforming your dream of hitting the winning WS homer to a dream of solving the Grand Unification Theory. Conversely, if you can hit a ball a country mile but you can't read the scoreboard (assuming they have one), you are going to be focused on hitting that goddamn ball straight to the Hail of Furme! This is how we figure out who we are going to be as adults, who are friends are, and how we interact with the world!
tg621, how does teaching PE make one a 'state worker'?
All this anti-democrat stuff is coming from some really ignorant people. If republicans had their way, recess would be spent screwing over black people, and finding ways to make rich people even richer.
If you're a republican living in Boston, you're A, an idiot, and B in the wrong town. So rent a car with Curt Schilling and move to someplace rural Ohio or Arizona. You don't belong in Boston.
dotrat
you are a limp wristed fucking hippy...
We are raising a nation of wimps….i don’t care if they don’t keep score at my kids’ games someday. Because I will keep score, and when we win, it’s ice cream for everyone. When they lose, it’s straight to your bedroom for a timeout to think about what you need to improve on.
rukiddingme08,
You probably live in a place like North Attleboro, MA or Nashua, NH, so I'll let your ignorance slide.
Houston, TX
couldn't stand the thought of having to deal with numerous pussies like yourself on a day to day basis.
We can compare brain pans and W-2's whenever you like so keep your steers/queers and redneck comments on the shelf
dotrat27:
How progressive of you. You're the type of hypocritical liberal douche who says that "everyone deserves a voice" but, with his next breath, shouts down a Republican invited to give a speech at a local university. I hope that Hillary teabags you while Patrick O'Brien puts his bloody foot in your ass.
"IF republicans had their way, recess would be spent screwing over black people, and finding ways to make rich people even richer."
Umm...they screw over white people too. In fact they screw over all of the middle to lower class, which makes up every single stoolie and most everyone you know. (Unless your good friends with a pro athlete)
Eagle 1,
You're making a lot assumptions. But you're right, I don't want a fucking republican making a speech at any local univeristy. Republicans are ruining the country. The current administration has put us into a recession and thrown us into a war that costs hundreds of millions of dollars a day. I also don't like Hillary. I'm for Obama which is probably a shock to you because you sound like a racist idiot.
If you allowed kids to bring guns to school (after they had been giving proper training and certification from an NRA approved course), none of this would be a problem.
In fact they screw over all of the middle to lower class, which makes up every single stoolie
— Damus, Apr 18 2008, 1:38 pm
Damus, you just invited the inevitable, anonymous "I happen to be upper class" comment posted by some douche making six figs...and brags to strangers about it. How dare you call him middle-class?
sub prime market and housting market are reasons for the current state of economy...niether of which are regulated by the govt.
RearAdm-
Unless BlackDog works for a private school (doubtful), his checks are drawn by "The State of ________". Not all state workers are shovel leaners.
No problems with teachers. Problems with Teachers' Unions.
Go check out your legislature if you care.
Democrats: Giving away the public treasury since FDR.
Republicans: Ditto since GW. Figured out that's the only way to get elected anymore.
No one minding the store. Frustrating.
No more politics. Sports/tits'n'ass
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FU NESN: BRUINS DESTROY THE HABS
Guess what El Pres will be doing Saturday Night? If you said raising hell at the Garden for game 6 you'd be right. Yup I bought 4 tix for face value from ticket master. I'm sure NESN will try to save face and put the B's back on HD., but it's a little too late to jump on the bandwagon. We don't need your fucking charity. Real Bruins fans never doubted the black and gold. B's in 7!
Further evidence of the pussification of America's youth. First dodgeball, now tag, then fun.
Fucking A.